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I apologise! I have had a serious talk with my fingers and decided that from now on all things written by them must be quality controlled by my brain first.
What is Clerks 2?
I actually had thought emus might object to have oil poured on them and might be a bit annoyed, that is what I thought would be amusing.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Now I have that image in my head of some minor deity with the job to grease up all lightning that Thor is going to throw. Whithout protective gloves, as he is punished for some insubordination...
I wonder if you could locate a suitable volcanic area with boiling hot springs, oil up a bunch of emus, and then drive them in the direction of the boiling water. You'd get gigantic fried chicken!
They would be more stewed, I guess.
Another glitch for volcanically cooking emu in Australia/Victoria, there is a distinct lack of "active volcanoes" the few that exist have been dormant for an incredibly long time, and are considered non-active for the most part. Lucky us!
I love this forum. Where else would people debate the possibility of frying emus in volcanos, and it's the "can't fry in water" bit is seen as illogical?
no no i still like the volcano bit, but try hawaii, you can run them past one way to cook one side and then turn them around to cook the other side, truely fast food!
You could drop them on an active section of a constructive mid-ocean ridge and pressure cook them?
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland