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Duck: Exclamation of admonishment, often given to young children playing "climb on the grownup" in the swimming pool. As in, "Kids, please stop wrapping your arms around my neck like that; it's getting hard to breathe. No, I said d-UCK! glarble arble."
Manhattan; The difference in skin colour on the forehead caused by wearing a hat in bright sun conditions. Usual sufferers include those that habitually wear a hat with the peak reversed, woolly hat wearers like snowboarders and re-enacters wearing a steel skullcap during the filming of a crunchynut cornflake ad in blazing sun whilst some twonk gets their ONE LINE wrong for 3 hours! Sorry did I type that last bit out loud?
Define Meander
(Apologies if it's been done afore but there's a lot of pages to trawl through)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2012 11:00AM by Grymm.
If you have lurked, you will know where to find everything, if not feel free to explore. As usual, pies are available by the treehouse. As there has been some confusion the swee have now been moved farther away from the savoury, so if they are nearer they are not sweet.