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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.253-193-42.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 08, 2008 12:36PM

Spelunk: a gluten free pasta made from cardboard and frog saliva.

Define: Grid

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.254.73.102.manx.net)
Date: September 09, 2008 06:09PM

Grid : something that can be done to lions. Hence "Grid your lions."

Define party

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: September 10, 2008 05:32AM

party: male progenitor of golfing essentials

or

ytrap backwards which is a snare for underpants.

This somehow seems more likely.



Define: haemoglobin

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 10, 2008 12:58PM

haemoglobin: latin translates roughly to iron-clad orc

Define: Hovis

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 15, 2008 08:51AM

Hovis: A small boat, originally designed by Crankis of Hove.

Define: Tarantula.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.253-193-42.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 15, 2008 08:55AM

Tarantula: a brand of Latin American shoes.

Define: Frugal

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: September 15, 2008 12:31PM

Frugal: An economical brass instrument.

Define: orange

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: September 16, 2008 09:12AM

orange: small multicoloured object which has the property of taking over the world and then coalescing down to green.


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derfine: endocrine

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.27.41.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: September 17, 2008 10:38AM

endocrine: the termination of the timeline originating at startocrine

Define hormone

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 18, 2008 09:49AM

hormone: the first horm.

Define: twiglet.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/18/2008 09:51AM by EgonSpengler.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 18, 2008 01:05PM

Twiglet: recent phenomenon in Natural World - caused by collapse of normally buoyant nesting market.

Define:monsoon

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.253-193-42.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: September 19, 2008 12:10PM

Monsoon: Jamaican slang for an adieu


Define: Feud

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.104.---)
Date: September 19, 2008 03:00PM

Feud: Abridged history of modern psychology.

define: Original

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 19, 2008 04:01PM

Original: all of a person found in a country - except for their six-pack

Define pirate

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Sirens_Cry (---.bmly.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 19, 2008 09:09PM

Pirate - the speed at which buccaneers can sail in a circle.



Define: Nectar

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: September 20, 2008 12:21AM

Nectar: traditional glue used to adorn your collar with some feathers

Define: poultice

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: September 20, 2008 02:00AM

poultice: iced confection of chicken - not very tasty but better then cold duck.


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define: paramedical

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 21, 2008 10:53AM

paramedical: annual check-up for people who throw themselves from aircraft as a hobby (or profession)

define: anti-perspirant

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.129.---)
Date: September 21, 2008 01:57PM

Anti-perspirant: Satan's own deodorant

define: Sagacious

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: September 22, 2008 12:51PM

Sagacious: Descriptive of a resort hotel where the clientele are over 65 years of age.

Define: simple

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