Simple: An item of clothing that resembles a snood

Define: Thixotropic

Dammit! I was gonna use that word for my next one!

Sorry, Carry on.

Thixotropic: The property of being likely to tend towards micromanaging behaviour.

Define: <Crikey, what hasn't already been done?> Calciferous.

Have you ladies been cross-pollinating your creative processes again?

(Sorry Missy! I love that word and its physical reaction, will think of a replacement for you)
(Um, maybe? I tend to just not shut up... though I think friends sometimes have some similar thought patterns!).

(especially when those friends have the same weird vocabulary - thanks to Michael, at least!)

What was his name for himself again? Prince of Nonsense or something... Glaze classes were a riot. Mad as a hatter!

Calciferous: rusty Californians



Define: spasmodic

Spasmodic: The new Emo

Define: Nacreous

Nacreous? The condition of extreme tiredness resulting from the unwearied attention of nail technicians (i.e. a manic manicure).


Define zeugma.

Zeugma: an elderly relative of a greek god, a mother figure, a leda of women.

Define syllepsis

syllepsis: 'syll' from syllable and 'epsis' a poisoning of a wound, so 'syllepsis means 'covered in chocolate with a honeycomb and mixed nut core with a tang of caramel to bind the lot together. P8 of the WWI(TM regd) book '100 foods to eat before you die of malnutrition and dyspesia from eating wholesome foods and exercising'.




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Define: MASTURBATION (in uppercase letters, not lowercase as this means something else)



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<Attempts to distract with 'Wind in the Willows'>

<poop poop!>

Masturbation: What happens when baton relay competitors have bad grip.

define: subside

subside: the flank of an underwater vessel

define handle

Handle: What Mr Solo uses to take the shine off his nose.

Define: Brickbat

Brickbat: Terracotta flying mammal found in low density environments. Is anathematic to BBC film crews and others seeking to portray the wonders of life and the wholeness of nature.

Can only be assumed to be pre-Adamic attempt by pre-Iron age god to produce a miracle.



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define: exothermic

Exothermic: The process by which the sun burns skin. <sighs at thought of horrible hot summer approaching>


Define: Blemish

Blemish: Flemish speaking Belgian

Define: Whovian

Whovian: a twin-hearted creature living in Whoville.

Define trance

define trance_ wot the younger generation dance themselves into


define_ scrummaging

measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length