sc rummaging: two meanings

1] (trivial] Rugby union term for an exercise of extreme friendship as exemplified by slogan " Only rucking beats f.... (sorry! Sudden memory lapse there. I'll come back to it later perhaps}

2} (serious) the process by which the wisdom of the ancients is passed down through the female line that allows them to go post Christmas sale shopping under conditions that resemble trench warfare such as at Potiers (sic) and other trench warfare sites and to return home without the emotional scars. Shows that time is intrinsically variable - what took 5 years in the trenches is equallred by 6 - 8 hours of shopping.

<Forlornly sulks over lack of sumptuous words to imbibe with new meaning>

Forlorn: Grassy area in front of house

Define: imbibe

Imbibe: African bird of paradise

define: fragrant

fragrant: pheromone from obscene version of ant as it can dance.


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define: amnesiac

Amnesiac: Someone allergic to friendly French people.

Define: Turquoise.

Turquoise: The mood the descends upon someone who is at the very end of a holiday.

Define: Crumble








(I'm baking a cheesecake type thing, so it is on my mind)

Crumble: the fight (rumble) that erupts over the last tiny bits of chocolate (crumbs) of the last bar in the house.

Define: Crescent

Crescent: The way the moon smells.

Define: Quantum

quantum: minimum amount of style required to be a 1960s fashion creator.


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Define: Hadron

Hadron: Common anagram of norhad, now used to describe anagrams used more commonly than the proper word.

Define: Squelch.

Squelch: A Welsh relative of the zuchini family


Define: Inglenook

Inglenook - An Orangutan christmas carol.

Define: Shipwreck

Shipwreck a vessel designed for transporting wrecks

Define Hyperbole

hyperbole: mathematical function like square root in a tree diagram


You have a square root, then a hyperbole, then mobius leaves.



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define: ineradicablely

ineradicablely: a radish with trimmings

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define: cucumber

Cucumber: The a shorter truncheon used by Latvian police (also the name of an accessory worn by one of the Spinal Tap band members).





Define: Coy

Coy: A Mephistophelian mode of behaviour intended to avoid the payment of dinner date bills.

Define: Splack.

Splack: The response you get if you accuse somebody of being coy to avoid the payment of dinner date bills.

Define: Terracotta

Terracotta: a cream dessert which has been cooked for too long and has gone as hard as a fresh biscuit.

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Define venue