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(It was actually Steeljam, rather than you, Mycroftstwin: look to the top of this page, VM posted "define pull" and SJ answered the question from the bottom of the first page. I had visions of you being forced to continually having to reply to earlier posts!
I reposted pull so that poor VM would not feel orphaned.)
Convoluted: an imprecise way of stating the obvious without actually saying anything useful, while wasting a lot of people's time and resources and patience, spending much of that time posing and dropping names and generally showing off, when all anyone wanted was clear directions to the ladies restroom.
hot chocolate: what remains in BKs claws while she is eating the contents of her other paws, apart from Jonny Depp (and maybe even that, I don't know.)