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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 13, 2011 11:28AM

(It was actually Steeljam, rather than you, Mycroftstwin: look to the top of this page, VM posted "define pull" and SJ answered the question from the bottom of the first page. I had visions of you being forced to continually having to reply to earlier posts!
I reposted pull so that poor VM would not feel orphaned.)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 13, 2011 05:42PM

<S'alright then. I am enlightened, and VM is unorphaned. Continue, please!>

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: February 14, 2011 01:15AM

garment: very poor enunciation of 'come and get it'

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define: enunciation

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 14, 2011 01:22AM

Enunciation - A group set up to advocate for nuns,online.

Define - chastity

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: February 14, 2011 02:05PM

Chastity- HRH's boobs.

Define: Royal




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/14/2011 02:05PM by Bonzai Kitten.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.181.74.threembb.co.uk)
Date: February 14, 2011 06:18PM

Royal: two of the performers at the 68 Woburn Music Festival who were not Alexis

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Define convoluted

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: February 14, 2011 07:26PM

Convoluted: an imprecise way of stating the obvious without actually saying anything useful, while wasting a lot of people's time and resources and patience, spending much of that time posing and dropping names and generally showing off, when all anyone wanted was clear directions to the ladies restroom.

Define: posing

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: February 15, 2011 02:17AM

posing: A musical chamber pot.

Define Commode

I was afraid I'd sink to toilet humour sooner or later...

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: February 15, 2011 08:28AM

Commode: a piece of furniture, designed in the early 1980s to accomodate Commodore home computers

Define: furniture

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: February 15, 2011 11:02AM

Furniture: Adjective, relates to Olde English textile manufacture from skins and wool.

Define: Circuit.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 15, 2011 11:16AM

Furniture - (1) lounge suites made with natural hide coverings
(2) Elton John's nickname for his partner cf 'Er-Indoors

Define: suites

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 15, 2011 11:31AM

Circuit: a cute way of bypassing a glitch, ie: short circuit

Define: suites

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: February 15, 2011 11:55AM

Suites: Hotel spelling of wrapped chocolates meant to be put on pillows

Define: chocolate

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: February 15, 2011 12:22PM

Do not attempt to define the chocolate. Send all the chocolate to me.

(as you were)




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: February 16, 2011 01:23PM

OK, so maybe, uhm.

(Put those Sharp Claws away! Let me finish!!! Ow!)

Define: Hot Chocolate

(ow ow ow)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: February 17, 2011 01:47AM

hot chocolate: what remains in BKs claws while she is eating the contents of her other paws, apart from Jonny Depp (and maybe even that, I don't know.)


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define irrelevant

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 17, 2011 10:48AM

irrelevant: damaged by exposure to a dangerous level of relevance

define: exposure

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: February 17, 2011 12:07PM

exposure: Former male-model

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Define: pickled

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: February 17, 2011 01:49PM

Pickled: Being tickled with an ice pick.

Define: Boiled.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: February 17, 2011 02:15PM

B-oiled: Slathered in honey

Define: Slathered

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