Slathered: herd of slaths, or, being somewhat inebriated in a rainstorm.



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define : republican

Republican - a fiction author who has been published for a second time.

Define: Published

Published: Having become utterly lished (turned into a lush) at a pub.
cf Demolished: Giving an example of drunkenness.
cf Established: Being drunk while holding an electronic knife.
cf Unpolished: Being drunk without toilet facilities.
cf Unpublished: Being drunk while not at the pub.
cf Republished: And the cycle starts again....

Define: Ramble

Ramble - Trying to walk contentedly from one point to the next, and taking every possible detour along the way.

Define - Distracted

distracted: having your tractor taken away.



Define: tractor

Tractor: Workman with Doctorate in Track Repair.

Define: Disambiguate

Disambiguate: to speak of ambiguate in derogatory terms

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Define terms

Terms - baby terminals

Define - prenatal

prenatal: before getting to Durban



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define: doctorate

Doctorate: the amount charged to get BBC worldwide DVDs shipped.

Define: worldwide

worldwide - a **really** fat person

Define - obesity

Obesity: A tendency to resemble a broken oboe.

Define: Pigeon.

Pigeon: How long it takes to sculpt the numeral Pi.

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Define: Numeral

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Numeral: a mural composed of digits cf infographic

Define: infographic

infographic - an image that's disturbing to view, yet strangely educational......

Define - bedpals

bedpals: a more intimate form of sleeping partners

define: bunyip

Bunyip:
A rather painful affliction that affects rabbits, caused by trying to emulate March Hares when not warmed up properly.

Define:
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Redacted - the Communist practice of combining similarly themed plays into one giant "people's play".

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Define:
Communist

Communist: one who writes, with, an, excess, of, c,o,m,m,a's

define: Excess

Excess: a dwelling that has been upgraded to use the latest waste disposal methods.

Define: Dwelling