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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.oxfd.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 25, 2011 10:30AM

Encompasses - The 14th entry in a Maths equipment list - a) protractor, b) log tables, c) graph paper...

Define protractor

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: December 26, 2011 04:12AM

protractor - Anti horses.

Define - equine

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-180.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 27, 2011 05:06PM

EQUINE...An alcoholic distillation of eqs.


Define champers

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.brhm.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: December 28, 2011 03:05PM

Champers - the slips and Wicketkeeper in a game of French cricket.

Define silly mid off

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: January 02, 2012 03:57AM

silly mid off - an extremely skimpy tank top.

Define - ogling

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 02, 2012 10:12AM

Something one-eyed ogres do in a vain attempt to improve their vision

Define ogress

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: January 02, 2012 11:44AM

To digress excessively

Define: irrelevant

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 02, 2012 04:58PM

Irrelevant: A heffalump with poor self esteem.

Define: awkward


(Like that awkward moment you come slinking back in to the fforum, after forgetting your password for months!)




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 03, 2012 07:12AM

Hi BK! We thought that you didn't love us any more.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 03, 2012 10:05AM

Part of a field hospital in Lord of the Rings containing wounded enemies

Define mash

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: January 04, 2012 05:10AM

mash - Drunk mathematics.

Define - equation

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 04, 2012 07:45AM

Equation: the act of determining the line of 0 deg N

Define explorer

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: January 04, 2012 08:25AM

Explorer: someone who expresses their lament loudly and with large gestures

Define: deplorable

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 04, 2012 04:51PM

Deolorable...an anagram of balled rope. Deplorable because everybody knows that rope should be coiled.

Define knowall

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: January 05, 2012 12:17PM

knowall: Without boundary.

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Define: counter

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 05, 2012 01:53PM

counter: a person who enumerates the number of service stations in a shop that could be used in a game of Ludo (other games are available)

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Define games

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 06, 2012 12:33PM

I love you all still, I'm just a terrible person ;)




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: January 06, 2012 01:21PM

Kittens have a hard time being people, it's OK, we understand. You seem to have arrived with claws not extended, and purring, so all is well.
<offers small bowl of catnip in welcome> <wonders where the pointy sticks are hidden>

games: the point of human existence

define: existence

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: January 06, 2012 06:09PM

Existence: Commonly misattributed subject of Hamlet's soliloqui "to be or not to be, that is the question".

Define: evaluation.

(wonders whether BK means to be a terrible person to love us all, or to be loved by us all; or by any of us all..)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/06/2012 06:10PM by delacuesta.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 08, 2012 02:36PM

EVALUATION

A list of the number of e numbers used in the manufacture of kitten food.( an explanation for distant friends. It's a european thing)



Define mousetrap

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