New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper
Kittens have a hard time being people, it's OK, we understand. You seem to have arrived with claws not extended, and purring, so all is well.
<offers small bowl of catnip in welcome> <wonders where the pointy sticks are hidden>