Alcohol: the kind of vacation taken in Ibiza by young people.

Define: balearic

Balearic: expression of dislike brought on by a spherical object meeting an auditory organ

Define keyboard

keyboard - the one piece of framing timber in your house, that if removed, will reduce it to a jigsaw puzzle of boards and glass fragments.

(which would make a great infomercial, I just thought - Hey there, all you wolves. Are you tired of endless running, huffing and puffing? Fed up with those damn pigs always having their way? Introducing the all new Frizzamaschishle key board finder! Just point this gizmo at the house you wanna crumple, let the Frizzamaschishle show you which board to yank, and presto! A pile of planks, and 2 yummy pigs, just waiting to be gobbled! No more blowing the house down, just pull once, and reap the benefits!...)

But anyway....

Define - nursery

NUsery: Elementary school, with the sole aim of teaching Uranium and Nitrogen to play happily together. Very popular in Switzerland.

Define: Gizmo

Gizmo: illiterate asking for extra.


Define: acerbic

Acerbic: a ballpoint pen made by a computer company.

Define: pen

Pen: a weapon somewhat like a machine gun, since it is mightier than the sword.

Define Sword:

Sword - what an illiterate did after they stubbed their toe.

Define - stubbed

Shortened version of the expression "stew bed" Like applepie bed but much more savoury.

Define stockpot

Stockpot: advertisment for a liberal herbalist

Define weed

Weed: Anything growing where you don't want it to.

Define: grass

Grass - text speak for a somewhat sexist positive comment on a woman's derriere.

Define backside.

backside: (n) that which is last seen of a disappearing object or person or pie; (v) to impact another body whilst travelling in the opposite to a forward direction; or anagram of 'sick bead'


define: bead



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The act of hanging on a wall promoting wondrous money wasting/saving offers

Define mortar

mortar: the resealing of a road surface.

define reseal:

Reseal - As some very surprised Buddhists have discovered, reincarnation as a large marine mammal.

Define Nirvana

Nirvana: A magical unknown state. Resistant to rules and regulations.

Define: state

S'TATE what the yorkshire man said when he saw the art gallery

Define parkin

( a yorkshire sweetmeat)

parkin: what ginger cake will be when it grows up.

Alternatively, what a Mancunian is doing just before he gets out of his car.

Define Mancunian

Mancunian: the result of trying to combine two local rabidly supported football teams

Define: Rabidly