Mousetrap: The gangsta lyrical stylings of Mouse. T, currently star of Law and Order: Skirtingboard Unit

Define: Unit

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Unit - I certainly am, for not thinking of the above response.

(Brain starts singing da-dum da-da-da-da-doom-dum....)

Define - dodo

Dodo: an animal which encourages you to act, not try. Now extinct.

Define Muppet

Muppet... Wow gosheroony mu my absolutely favourite greek letter



Comes between lamda and nu. Well I never.

Define acropolis

Acropolis: the city of scaffolding

Define: Scaffold

Scaffold: a structure which supported Lily the Pink. (Thank you very much)

Define poet

poet: small feminine po.


[for some reason I also have been thinking of Scaffold and 'Lily the Pink'! Is this morphic resonance or a confusion of synchronicity?]


define: Jung

Define Jung? I'm aFreud I Kant.

Define: diagnosis

An unhealthily sexual interest in diagonals ( see The collected wishful thinks of the great philosophers pp one to six hundred)


Brilliant non explanation of Jung by Misty.



Define alley

A friend in the side street.


Define: Complimentary

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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Complimentary: Nourishing, but remarks about its foul taste are unavoidable

Define: Brussels sprouts



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Brussels sprout: A time traveler named Barry

Define: Armageddon

Armageddon: A musical about the afterlife of the King

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Define ranking (Yes, I know: we should be seeing him & Lady Raygun in 10 days time!)

Ranking: A system of setting things in logical order, which is theoretically possible outside the Fforum realm. Not real likely around here.

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Define: Gander

- and OB, you should, sometime. Never is an awfully long time.

But I did!!!! I took a gander at what the goose was doing and it was utterly repulsive. How could it bend it's neck so far under. UUUGHH'



Define parsons nose.

Unit -
To take a jumper & deconstruct it into a single ball of wool

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Complimentary -
From “Compile” and “Mental” so complimentary means to asses how mad someone is. E.g. “I showed Professor Creighton my invention for removing butter from hedges & he was very complimentary.

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Gander
To be more enlightened and at peace than Ghandi

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Parsons Nose
from "Parse" to analyse and "no" a refusal. Parsons Nose then is a refusal to analyse"
e.g. Timmy opened his mouth to show me what he was chewing but I parsons nose
(damn that wasn’t easy I just wanted to break the spell really)

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Define Telescopic

telescopic: the time period which grows when holding on for a response from a telephone company. cf: eternity


define : etenity



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etenity: Having the "r's" drop out of your life forever.

Define: Communication

Communication - The act of inducting your pet moggy into the Catholic faith.

Define - feline

feline: in chemistry and geology - a streak of iron, not to be confused with domestic activity when the steam iron goes 'phttt' all over your nealy ironed pleated shirt.

define: phttt