Error: a noise emitted by a lion by mistake

Define emitted

Emitted: left out of an email.

Define: neglected

Neglected... the filmy garment bought by a bride for her wedding night but generally left to moulder in a drawer on return from the honeymoon.

Define nuptial

nuptial: rare marsupial which mates for life, only being a savage beast, doesn't know for whose life it is going to be mated.



define: ignorant

ignorant - an ant that just doesn't get it....

Define - uncomprehending

Uncomprehending...a pawnbroker realising that if he doesn't give you over the odds for the junk you just offered him you are going to punch his lights out

lots of arcane slang there. Define junk



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Junk: a very big dessert made with sweetened milk and rennet. It is better known when served in small portions, called junkettes.

Define deSert


edited to pluralise junkette



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de Sert: A painting by the Spanish painter Sert usually of sand and custard.

Define Custard

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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Custard: a string of invective directed at late people.

Define invective

invective: where the adjective stays on the surface of things, the invective goes deeper

Define: boring

Boring.. very much like a bullring but one fight lasts three weeks

Define sausage

sausage, like infinity, is not definable the human mind.

sausage: A mysterious entity of undescribable contents not meant to be known by the human mind. cf kebab.



define: entity

entity - The mammarian glands of an en.

(please shower me with cinder blocks if that's in bad taste)

Define - glands

Glands: A salamander gallon

Define: Geography?

Geo. Graphy - (1) abstract representation of a set of objects, illustrated with images of the current Queen's father.

(2) bit of the world that used to be coloured red

Define abstract

abstract: (1) essay on specific muscle group often shown on TV as being available if you buy a certain piece of hardware:
(2) a state of not being there, thus being somewhere else, which then becomes there:
(3) anagram of 'cabs ratt' a rare Dutch creature which lives in seawalls and does nothing to make anyone notice it is there, much unlike a 'cart stab' which is very noticeable.



define: bazonka

Bazonka - Traditional Eastern European celebration that combines folk dancing with grenade launching.



Define: Bauble

Bauble: the green relish served with popadoms in an Indian restaurant. It is usually accompanied by red relish (Bangle) and yellow relish (Bead).

Define accompany

accompany: something to go "Viva l ' to.


define: erudition

erudition: the reddish glow that encompasses a person when they realise that there is a gap in the education

define encompasses