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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: April 24, 2012 06:01PM
GUT - Gently Undulating Tide: the reason for the doubts the salmon has about the direction it should swim in
Define refrigerator
<It has been a long time since we had a spate of fish puns...>
Define refrigerator
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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.networking.otago.ac.nz)
Date: April 25, 2012 02:29AM
refrigerator - a foodwaste disposal unit. The main difference is that food is put in, forgotten about, and turned to a brown slime.
Define - appliance
Define - appliance
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 25, 2012 01:17PM
Appliance: Household goods that you can plug an i-device into
Define plug
Define plug
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-181.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 25, 2012 01:48PM
An involuntary expulsion of air when one is frightened or emotional
The complete opposite to gulp
Define over-acting
The complete opposite to gulp
Define over-acting
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: April 25, 2012 03:33PM
over-acting: the area of the theatre where spotlights, sandbags and other lethal objects are stored.
Define melodrama
Define melodrama
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.midd-bam-1.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 25, 2012 05:34PM
Please welcome to the stage the most successful Irish actress of all time, winner of three Oscars, it's Mel O'Drama.
Define begorrah
Define begorrah
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (101.98.138.---)
Date: April 25, 2012 08:41PM
begorrah - the Irish sister town of the famous Biblical one.
define - urban
define - urban
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 26, 2012 01:51PM
Urban: new dialect based on US pronunciation - eg: 'erbs, aluminum ...
Define pronunciation
Define pronunciation
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: April 26, 2012 08:38PM
pronunciation - The art of actively recruiting women into religious orders.
Define - evangelise
Define - evangelise
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.brhm.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 26, 2012 09:17PM
E vangelis e - what my neighbours in Yorkshire say when they hear the chariots of fire theme.
Define stereotype.
Define stereotype.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: April 27, 2012 07:58PM
stereotype: two-handed use of a keyboard
<too easy? what about this:>
steer-o-type: the most iconic bull on the pasture
Define: cow
(edited because I almost broke the thread)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/27/2012 07:59PM by PrinzHilde.
<too easy? what about this:>
steer-o-type: the most iconic bull on the pasture
Define: cow
(edited because I almost broke the thread)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/27/2012 07:59PM by PrinzHilde.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 28, 2012 03:32PM
Cow: a bird of the Corvus family without tail feathers ie: Crow with the "r"s removed.
Define family
Define family
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (101.98.138.---)
Date: April 29, 2012 10:01PM
family - a favourite word of Edward Nigmas, vis - "What is it you can't live with, but can't be without?"
define - riddle
define - riddle
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: May 02, 2012 04:45AM
riddle: past tense of ride
Thus: She did riddle the elephant (and looked very dainty while doing so)
Define: dimorphism
Thus: She did riddle the elephant (and looked very dainty while doing so)
Define: dimorphism
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.networking.otago.ac.nz)
Date: May 02, 2012 05:33AM
dimorphism - the princess didn't die in the car crash - she just turned into Charlize Theron, and carried sublimely on...
(no bad taste intended)
define - reshape
(no bad taste intended)
define - reshape
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: May 03, 2012 02:19PM
reshape: The new way to a happer badger!
Define: Straw poll
Define: Straw poll
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-182.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 03, 2012 05:01PM
Straw poll...A tiny parrot that tosses a coin with harvest mice for the best nest site.
Define ear
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/03/2012 05:02PM by OB.
Define ear
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/03/2012 05:02PM by OB.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.brhm-bam-3.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 03, 2012 07:25PM
Ear - where you are when you ain't there
Define East Ender
Define East Ender
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.networking.otago.ac.nz)
Date: May 04, 2012 02:47AM
ear - what Cockneys do when they listen to something.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/04/2012 02:47AM by mycroftstwin.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/04/2012 02:47AM by mycroftstwin.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: May 04, 2012 05:13AM
East Ender (from Wiggan): The right-hand entry on Orson Scott's Card.
<Orson Scott Card is another like Douglas Adams and Robert Rankin mentioned above. His "Alvin Maker" Trilogy now has six books>
Define: Prolific
<Orson Scott Card is another like Douglas Adams and Robert Rankin mentioned above. His "Alvin Maker" Trilogy now has six books>
Define: Prolific
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