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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range81-157.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 14, 2012 08:42PM

Guitars out...you can have that anagram for free from me


Define ...twelvestring

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.tpips.telstra.com)
Date: May 16, 2012 08:02AM

twelvestring: elvish minstrel omitted from LOTR as was out the back in the bog when troubles occurred.


Define: out

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 16, 2012 01:09PM

Out: a duet in one part

Define solo

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.pete.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 16, 2012 04:18PM

So lo - the first series of a show about goodbyes, the sequel being so lo(ng)

Define generation

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (101.98.138.---)
Date: May 16, 2012 08:54PM

gene ration - food for DNA in the armed forces.

define - attention

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: May 17, 2012 09:28AM

Attention: stress caused when beginning to list the alphabet

Define lettuce

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 17, 2012 01:56PM

Lettuce: a invitation to join a group activity - lettuce drink beer and be merry.

Define rocket

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: May 17, 2012 02:38PM

Rocket: a peppery flavoured space vehicle, not to be confused with an iceberg.

Define chard

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range81-157.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 17, 2012 04:49PM

It's just got to be a burnt salad leaf!

Define peppery

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: May 17, 2012 06:38PM

Ouch! <grins>

Peppery: not enough salt

Define slug

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range81-157.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 17, 2012 09:09PM

Slug...a creature that never ever says "not enough salt"

define crisp

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: May 17, 2012 10:22PM

Crisp: 180 deg for 5 mins in a preheated oven and a tray of shredded cabbage. (it is slightly less time for spiders)

define seaweed

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-180.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 18, 2012 10:35AM

Sea weed... that's why the lobster blushed

( To SM. Thanks for the PM. I showed it to the local vicar and he laughed till his legs went rusty.)

Define sharp sand



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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 19, 2012 01:50PM

Sharp Sand - high-pitched music played in a beach environment

Define high-pitched

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.midd.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 19, 2012 07:33PM

High-pitched - Tenzing and Hillary's tents on 28th May 1953

Define Himalayas

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-180.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 19, 2012 07:50PM

Pidgin English for "that bloke's telling pork pies"

Define English

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.midd.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 19, 2012 08:13PM

English (21st Cen.) - A language consisting solely of glottal stops, mis-aspirated vowels and the word like.

Define snobbery

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (101.98.138.---)
Date: May 19, 2012 09:29PM

snobbery - a robbery where nothing is taken because it's all the loot is, like, in really, like, garish colours, you know?

Define - burglary

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-180.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 20, 2012 10:02AM

Burglary...the act of being godlike in a walled town and helping oneself to any passing fancy (from burg lar, god of a walled town)


Define define

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.midd.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 20, 2012 10:12AM

Define - what de judge gives you for de minor offence

Define jaywalking

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