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...and the barman says: we can do the rum here, but the sodomy and the lash are in the back room.**
[** For those too young, or of a different culture, when asked about the traditions of the British Navy Churchill said they were: Rum, sodomy and the lash']
So Queen Elizabeth 2 walks into the bar....
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/21/2011 04:46AM by bunyip.