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1. and requests a drink to dispell the worst case of cotton mouth ever...
2. and demands some wine to help him sleep since he had an awful night Mare...
3. and the barman says to the waitress, "take his order quick, the mafia don't horse around..."
4. and asks if anyone wants to play a game of "Kick the Caan..."