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Q. If a candle wore red flannel pyjamas, and a teapot wore a fairisle cosy, what would a tupperware?
A. From a New Zealand farm, the answer is a sheepskin coat, raddle, and protection. In the interests of propriety, no further explanation will be given.
I must go down to the sea again,
To the lonely sea, and the sky.
And all I ask is a sausage or two,
And a pan, with which...
...is loose in the hoose [if you don't know your classics I can't be held responsible for your life of eternal darkness] its time to take up the carpets and hide them in the cellar.
But if the mooose is your inspiration I cannot but feel that it takes a lot to get you mooving.