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<Warns bunyip that Season 11 {[("K")]} of QI is preparing to attack.>
<Does not mention Stephen Fry's recent suicide attempt, as that would be depressing.>
<Wonders if new arrival BaldJean should be warned that no speech is permitted in Treehouse, but decides that time would be better spent in devising new and entertaining penalties for those who who who who who who who WHAM!Oh thanks, I needed that offend against the arbitrary but potent rules (or don't drink).>
<Resumes arbitration with cat over possession of premier position on sofa.>