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00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
Is water involved in any process involving the object( apart from washing same... oh and inadvertently leaving it out in the rain... oh and forgetting to close the car window in the carwash you visited on the way home from purchasing same)
00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
06) Incredibly broad question involving water? It's inconceivable that they're not used with water somehow somewhere.
00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
06) Incredibly broad question involving water? It's inconceivable that they're not used with water somehow somewhere.
07) Is it something to do with beverages? No.
08) Is it a magnificently decadent water conveyance which probably couldn't float? No.
00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
06) Incredibly broad question involving water? It's inconceivable that they're not used with water somehow somewhere.
07) Is it something to do with beverages? No.
08) Is it a magnificently decadent water conveyance which probably couldn't float? No.
09) Does it involve period costume? No. Barring bizarre future period costumes.
00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
06) Incredibly broad question involving water? It's inconceivable that they're not used with water somehow somewhere.
07) Is it something to do with beverages? No.
08) Is it a magnificently decadent water conveyance which probably couldn't float? No.
09) Does it involve period costume? No. Barring bizarre future period costumes.
10) Does it involve timey whimey stuff? No.
I have a suspicion that I'm being played with mercilessly. Time to brainstorm the next thing!
00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
06) Incredibly broad question involving water? It's inconceivable that they're not used with water somehow somewhere.
07) Is it something to do with beverages? No.
08) Is it a magnificently decadent water conveyance which probably couldn't float? No.
09) Does it involve period costume? No. Barring bizarre future period costumes.
10) Does it involve timey whimey stuff? No.
11) Does it have a motor? No, but you would one in some motors.
I would never one in a motor!
I believe with every fibre of my being that to one in a motor is wrong.
I was once forced to eight in a motor, but it was very boring and I didn't inhale.