I think that happened in the "wild dreams" part.

<decides to give you a freebie>

0) It is mineral with animal aspirations.

<thinks: could it be a statue, lovingly crafted from a single block of pink Etruscan marble by the skilled hands and tools of a master craftsman into a faithful replica of a garden gnome (with fishing pole)?>

Is it larger than a breadbox?

Is this breadbox larger on the inside than the outside?

Sorry, I couldn't afford the sapient pear-wood, but since I've concealed my recent lottery winnings in the breadbox, there's more largess inside than outside. I have to keep my pre-toast in the flour-bin now.

0) It is mineral with animal aspirations.
1) Larger than a breadbox? No. It would fit inside comfortably.

Is it a piece of art?

0) It is mineral with animal aspirations.
1) Larger than a breadbox? No. It would fit inside comfortably.
2) Not a piece of art

Is it real or fantastical?

Sorry for the delay!

first google blocked me then I went for a curry.
0) It is mineral with animal aspirations.
1) Larger than a breadbox? No. It would fit inside comfortably.
2) Not a piece of art
3) I believe that according to your rules my answer should be "yes", but I prefer to answer what is real?
3a) Oh! alright then, it is real

One person's real is another person's junk...

One person's art is another person's junk...

One person's delay is another person's nap...

Is it mass produced by humans (or machines)? In other words, are there lots more around exactly like it?

0) It is mineral with animal aspirations. Addendum! Mineral in the sense that it is neither flora nor fauna
1) Larger than a breadbox? No. It would fit inside comfortably.
2) Not a piece of art
3) I believe that according to your rules my answer should be "yes", but I prefer to answer what is real?
3a) Oh! alright then, it is real
4) Is it mass produced by humans (or machines)? In other words, are there lots more around exactly like it? Within the limits of production tolerence, yes, there are lots like it.

Does the item have moving parts?

0) It is mineral with animal aspirations. Addendum! Mineral in the sense that it is neither flora nor fauna
1) Larger than a breadbox? No. It would fit inside comfortably.
2) Not a piece of art
3) I believe that according to your rules my answer should be "yes", but I prefer to answer what is real?
3a) Oh! alright then, it is real
4) Is it mass produced by humans (or machines)? In other words, are there lots more around exactly like it? Within the limits of production tolerence, yes, there are lots like it.
5)Moving parts? Mine does, as do most, but I can imagine that some may not.

Is it naturally pigmented?

0) It is mineral with animal aspirations. Addendum! Mineral in the sense that it is neither flora nor fauna
1) Larger than a breadbox? No. It would fit inside comfortably.
2) Not a piece of art
3) I believe that according to your rules my answer should be "yes", but I prefer to answer what is real?
3a) Oh! alright then, it is real
4) Is it mass produced by humans (or machines)? In other words, are there lots more around exactly like it? Within the limits of production tolerence, yes, there are lots like it.
5)Moving parts? Mine does, as do most, but I can imagine that some may not.
6)Is it naturally pigmented? I am not really qualified to answer, but my guess is that while some of it may be, other bits are probably coloured with non-natural materials. However I really do not know so, may I add "Pass" to the usual *Yes" and "No"?

Why not?

Thank you

Do people usually keep one in their house?

0) It is mineral with animal aspirations. Addendum! Mineral in the sense that it is neither flora nor fauna
1) Larger than a breadbox? No. It would fit inside comfortably.
2) Is it a piece of art? No
3) Is it real? I believe that according to your rules my answer should be "yes", but I prefer to answer what is real?
3a) Oh! alright then, it is real
4) Is it mass produced by humans (or machines)? Yes. In other words, are there lots more around exactly like it? Within the limits of production tolerence, yes, there are lots like it.
5)Moving parts? Mine does, as do most, but I can imagine that some may not.
6)Is it naturally pigmented? Not sure, but probably no.
7)Do people usually keep one in their house? Yes, but they can be found elsewhere, indoors and out and about.