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Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 19, 2006 01:39PM

<grabs parachute>

<jumps out of plane>

<aims for Skidmarks>

<lands and grabs tequila bottle>

< looks around for salt, lemon, and limes>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: November 20, 2006 01:36AM

<points out that the plane is un-doomed because the mountain sidled out of the way again in an earlier post>

<still finds the notion of abandoning plane highly fun, and joins in>

<Drifts down with aid of bats>

<hears the unmmistakable sounds of fusion-engine tinkering and follows the sounds home to join in>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 20, 2006 06:55AM

<smiles happily (if slightly unfocused)>

<offers Paul salt and lime>

<looks at the pretty umbrellas with people attached falling from the sky>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 20, 2006 01:17PM

<Wonders if we can finally find a use for that Tesla coil from a few treehouses back.>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 20, 2006 06:15PM

<adds Tesla coil to fusion engine design>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 20, 2006 06:52PM

< is now unconcerened by fellow fforumites tinkering>

<thanks Jon for the salt lick and lime>

<tries to get to the bottom of it>

<it being the bottle of tequila>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 20, 2006 09:23PM

<wonders if a funnel will help>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 20, 2006 11:34PM

<suggest introducioning it introvinusly>

<looks around for unwilling victim subject>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 21, 2006 01:01AM

<Backs away VERY quickly>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: Zuki-pah (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 21, 2006 02:11AM

<feels safe from test subject abduction whilst surrounded by the ark animals>

<wonders if MS and Martin are getting close because the vegetation is almost all gone and the mice think it's funny to scare the elephants>

<sends word to Martin that she has a funnel, if it will help>


'Who looks after the animals?'

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 21, 2006 06:59AM

<Wonders how big a funnel it would take to get all the animals onto the ark.>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 21, 2006 09:52PM

<wonders if a modification to the fusion engine could create a wormhole which will get the animals safely on>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 22, 2006 07:44AM

<grabs back the Tequila bottle>

<removes mesquite worm>

<offers worm to Martin to help with his experiment>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.160.---)
Date: November 23, 2006 02:00AM

<Realises how to get animals on board with the funnel, and offers mum's old vitamiser to make it easier>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 23, 2006 10:54AM

<asks for an explanation>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: November 27, 2006 04:32AM

<notices animal rights activists approaching>

<explains to them that only two of them can get on the ark with the animals>

<fails to mention Kitten's plan>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: November 27, 2006 11:17AM

<prepares to make blood eagles out of dissidents>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 27, 2006 07:29PM

<falls over and bumps head>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 28, 2006 04:58PM

<wonders why those people hanging from umbrellas who came out of the plane don't seem to have landed yet>

Re: Another Branch Of The Tree House
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: November 29, 2006 12:25AM

<explains that he has shouted for them to wait for him, but still is gathering the courage to jump>


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