<offers Martin some sugary cakes with thick icing (frosting for Americans)>

<wonders how much of a sugar rush can be induced in one person>

<runs up and down the isle, screaming 'WE'RE ALL DOOMED'>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<wonders if 198505's scream refered to the mountain or Martin's sugar rush>

<wonders if there is an equivelant to Lenz's Law that holds for sugar highs>

<explains that Lenz's Lawstates that any current in a wire loop will flow so as to oppose the induced current>

<build boat instead>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<calls all the animals to come in pairs, then helps Martin build the ark bigger.>

<wonders if MS and Martin will ask for help with the animals>

<realises she has to get off the doomed flight first>

<starts searching for a parachute>

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'Who looks after the animals?'

<Mountain pouts and trudges away, crying because no-one offered it any cake>

<wonders where Zuki is, all these animals should be right up her street>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<points out that Zuki is up *there*, but has kindly offered to help.>

<watches a large elephant run by, followed by a giant echidna…>

<watches crumpet-encrusted dormouse run past>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<settles back in a lawn chair with a glass of lemonade (with a little umbrella in it)>

<figures as long as we're watching all the animals, we might as well get comfy--let someone else figure out how to get them all onto the ark!>

<watches from his airplane seat all the animals gathered around the ark>

<laughs with glee when airplane sweeps low above them and they all run away in panic>

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<looks at elephant in brandy glass>

<thinks that perhaps should not drink quite so much brandy>

<opens Tequila>

<avoids all the alcohol>

<drinks water>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Puts teabag in the water, and goes to find the crumpets>

<remembers I am still on the un-doomed airplane>

<remembers that if the mice found the crupmpets first, they probably aren't that desirable now>

<pouts>

<offers Martin 1 table tennis bat and 1 ping-pong bat to see if he can land the aircraft>

<Hands SkidMarks a vampire bat and a fruitbat as replacements.>

<lands on roof of her house after finding parachute and jumping from doomed/un-doomed plane>

<watches as animals run down the street two-by-two>

<pulls out extra large stash of yummy zoo food and lures animals into the yard before calmly shutting the gate>

<hopes Martin and MS turn up with the ark before the whole garden is wrecked>

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'Who looks after the animals?'

<grabs discarded parachute to make a sail for the boat--no drifting aimlessly for this ark!>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/18/2006 08:42PM by MuseSusan.

<refuses to rely on vagaries of nature>

<starts making fusion engine out of scrap metal>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland