<informs Lady T that although playing with snakes can be fun, having anti-venom on hand is recommended, and the last of the anti-venom disappeared just before the 'special' Madeira cake turned up>

<boards plane, straps in and waits for flight attendants to go through flight safety procedures>

<hopes the in flight movie will be good>

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'Who looks after the animals?'

<finds missing *>* under desk, so apologises to everyone>

<offers DVD of Bubba Ho-Tep to flight attendant to show as in-flight movie>

<sniggers>

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

<goes out into backyard with lumi sticks and waves them around randomly to signal all clear for takeoff>

<watches as what looks like a rather large airfix model kit of the 'Spruce Goose' takes flight with several ashen, terrified faces peering from its windows>

<chops down the tree and burns the treehouse>

<goes back inside house and watches the trophy for the Pan-Asian Wind Breaking Championships being handed to the team from Hong Kong>

<they are playing their own National Anthem without the aid of instruments. Deserving champions indeed>

<Laughs at the sight of the Spruce Goose being blown merrily off course by a particularly enthusiastic blast from the winning team.>



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<Wonders if the passengers are listening to the new version of "What a Feeling" on the aircraft>

<Stirs ashes of tree house>

<listens to the new version of "What a Feeling>

<hums>

<wonders who is actually on plane since so many people don't seem to be>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<is feeling lonely on the plane>
<wishes he hadn't hit Prinz so hard>

<Looks at Spruce Goose's boarding list>

<Sees that Martin built the plane but has scarpered into the forest, possibly with MuseS. 198505, LT, Zuki, a flight attendant, and Prinz (unconscious) are on the plane, possibly with others who snuck on unnoticed>

<Notes that Skidmarks boarded the plane but was also stirring ashes of treehouse so possibly did a Schwartzeneger as it took off>

<Hears a monotonous droning sound and wonders if it the Spruce Goose circling overhead or Martin talking to himself in the forest>

<Having run off with Martin into the forest, MS decides to start scouting new trees on which to rebuild the treehouse.>

<Checks duty free bottles liberated just before leaving aircraft.>

<Puts aside some soft drinks for Martin.>

<Opens bottle of good brandy.>

<Dines on pie and brandy.>

<hopes MS doesn't meet the Chiroptera>

<lunges for soft drinks with a yell of "SUGAR!!! w00t!!!">

<enjoys them>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Shoves mountain into flight-path>

That mountain is going to make the occupants mo' hammered.

Couldn't resist. Sorry.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<panics>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<holds up book that says, in large friendly letters, "Don't Panic">

<doesn't panic>

<isn't quite sure where she is having mysteriously disappeared from the narative a few pages back>

<wakes up from all the cries around him>

<is relieved to see that not all the ground is beneath the aircraft, concluding that it could not be sooo high>

<wonders if there is any significance to the fact that most of the higher elevations are right in front>

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<suggests, by radio of course (since she is safely on the ground), that PrinzHilde flip the plane around--then all the higher ground will be behind it>

<stops humming "What a Feeling">

<waits patiently for someone to flip the plane around>

<wonders what could have prompted Kitten's sudden desire to make the Fffforumite's plane trip very, very short>