and the barman says tnt on the rocks

and then Bambi walks in the bar



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........ and the barman says, "Your mother was in here earlier and bought drinks for everyone. Talk about dead dear!"

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So Paul McCartney walks into a bar ........

and the barman says, "beatlejuice?"

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So Bugs Bunny walks into the bar...

and the barman says what's up doc and pours a carrot juice

and the mike tyson walks in

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

and the barman sez...

the roof! the roof! the roofies on fyahhhh!

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so joe montana walks into the bar...

....... and the barman says, "I'm sorry, we don't accept US currency, so here's your quarter back."

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So the Nolan Sisters walk into a bar ............



(edited for incorrect spelling)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/07/2007 09:29AM by The Cookster.

(Ouch - wonderful!)

no entry just that it deserved a comment

and the barman says Nolans sisters ok you had your one shot leave now

then Ben Elton walks into the bar

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

and the barman says "when are you doing a new Blackadder?"

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So, Ben Kenobi walks into a bar............

...with a flash of Ben's lightsaber now there's an arm on the floor, at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina...

<sorry>

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So Henry VIII walks into a bar...

and the barman says shall i remove the head off your beer sir



So Kylie Minogue walks into the bar



(Aside Kylie is an aboriginal word meaning boomerang apt really some flat on one side and concave on the other and keeps coming back)

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

and the bar man says we don't serve the green fairy here



So the hulk walks into the bar

and the barman says "we don't serve the green fairy here".

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So Ang Lee walks into the bar...

And the barman says, "we don't serve the green... Oh wait"

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So Cleopatra walks into the bar...

.......... and the barman says, "Snakebite?"

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So this dyslexic man walks into a bra ........

... and the braman says "enough Dyslexic spelling jokes, no one finds them humerus"
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So Neil Armstrong walks into a bar...

...... and the barman says, "What do you think of the atmosphere?"

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So Daniel Craig walks into a bar ..........

LOL

And the barman said Martini shaken not stirred and i want mention @#$%& Royale if u dont


and the Goodies walk into the bar

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

..walk up to the bar and say "give us an ooo"

So Peter Sellers walks into the bar...

...... and the barman says, "I'm usually very good at guessing what people would like to drink - but in your case I haven't a CLUE, SO you're going to have to tell me!"

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So the entire cast of "Hair" walk into a bar .......



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2007 04:28PM by The Cookster.