Re: I packed my bag and in it I put
Posted by:
jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: March 21, 2003 09:54PM
Nah, we could never be part of the Union. Can you see us doing all that pledging allegiance and my-country-tis-of-thee swearing loyalty to the flag business? We'd be just too damn embarrassed.
Furthermore, we don't know what school grades, valedictorians, semesters, proms, sororities, fraternities, sloppy Joes, hominy grits, Shriners, GOP, PAC, CREEP, EPSN, RBI, Port of Authority, downtown, uptown, Jayhawkers, Cornhuskers, power plays, or hoosiers are.
We don't have school graduation ceremonies. We just RLF when they open the gates.
We'd never fit in.
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