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decides that if he ever plays with Skid, not to lose
points out that it was a happy scream
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
.points out that the weasel probably has more meat in it than most Big Macs and can't we test the theory.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
<hopes that weasel, having been forced to live with lettuce, pickle and onion in a sesame seed bun, does itself no further harm by eating anything from that table>
<offers alternative healthy egg and bacon pie - low in sugar so qualifies - to anyone who wants a slice>
<thanks Skids for the Cumberland pie and goes to shop to look for cheese and grater for tomorrow's lunch>
<You have to eat two portions, retain the tokens and send off a sae with 50p taped to a piece of card before you get Hansel and Gretel. However the witch is thrown in (the oven!) for free!>