<calls vet for the weasel situation>

<calls RSPCA>

<actually, hides all the previously tormented squirrels, *then* calls RSPCA>

<disagrees with Martin but suggests that congaring might be>

<thinks it's probably conga-ing>

<points out that the weasel is just stunned>

Well, it would be! Not to mention shocked and violated!

<remonstrates Kitten for speaking aloud>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<thinks RSPCA is much better idea - just got the bill for seditive and teeth rasping>

<shudders>

<makes donation to RSPCA, better cause than vet's cruise!>

<decides it was done in auslan, so there!>

<wonders why you would want to file a weasel's teeth?>

<tries to persuade BK and Nem to join her in an attempt at the Macarena>

<waltzes back into treehouse to find utter chaos>

<wonders what on earth has happened and what she has missed>

<calls to ask if anyone can fill her in>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<Having never actually learned the macarena (was studying hard and missed it... what a shame) compromises and performs the nutbush. Runs to avoid squirrel attack>

<opens filing cabinet>

<get denture set of weasel teeth and offers them to xmorph>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<examines the teeth>

<examines the teeth some more>

<looks bewildered>

<decides to teach BK the Macarena>

<(likes to share the misery)>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2007 09:39AM by xmorpheus.

<wonders what the weasel teeth are for>

<watches the Macarena being taught to BK>

<finds a large chocolate cake in the cupboard>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<decides that it's near enough to the nutbush that practically no-one will notice anyway. Continues from "Motorsickle not allowed in it"

<rubs hands as z_b is tasting the chocolately goodness of chocolate cake>

<jumps into the macarenna, haven't done this since school!>

<remembers two ageing Spaniards singing about macarennas>

<hopes no-one is allergic to coconut>

<wanders over to zb to give her a random hug>

<squashes the chocolate cake>

<looks embarassed and hides behind an elephant>

<notes the elephant is subtely pointing it's trunk in the direction of xmorph to indicate that it was not the cake squisher!>

<heaves a huge sigh and settles down to type up evaluation of day at nursery and then read A Browne's book on early reading...>

<sigh>