<ooooh, chocolate orange!>

<sighs>
<offers Moo some chocolate orange>

<is grateful, and offers Skid a Hob Nob.>

<On hearing a popular advertising slogan, turns to see Dawn french charging towards the fountain>

<Wonders who Terry is?>

<Being British joins the end of the que for the fountain!>

<Not sure who Terry is, but is happy Terry is sharing the chocolate oranges. Very kind of Terry.>
<gets in queue behind Nem.>
<Moves out of Dawn French's way.>

<swims for her life>

<suddenly finds herself being sucked up a huge tube>

<wonders why there are little orange guys singing mockingly at her>

<throws a couple of chocolate oranges towards the elephants to distract Dawn French>

<opens crate of Terry's chokkies and uses Toblerones to bat chocolate oranges to queue>

<ponders on how to show a web link on this thread>

<decides those who don't know what a chocolate orange is can look here [ [en.wikipedia.org] ]>

<decides that apples in chocolate are a nice mix>

<eats a bushel>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<wonders if chocolate companies could be persuaded to sponsor this particular thread>

<just passes through, but nevertheless makes a huge, life-changing impact on every resident of this thread, forever etching myself in the hearts and minds of the adoring populace>

<goes on to become an inspiration to every generation to come, tales of me and my inspirational exploits growing more and more fantastic as they are passed down verbally through the ages>

<leaves squirrel as reminder of my heroic deeds, destined to stand for thousands of years until the aliens come>

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Vicious squirrel, barely restrained by leash.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/14/2007 02:51AM by DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper.

<concedes that plunging head-first into the chocolate, geting himself covered from head to toe, leaving with almost all of it stuck to his body leaves a lasting impression on the inhabitants>

<everyone is missing the chocolate and annoyed by the squirrel>

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<pops back briefly to indignantly deny tampering with the chocolate>

EDIT:

<also to mention that it was a joke, thereby introducing unwelcome self-reference to the thread, so perhaps shouldn't say that after all, so is confused as to what to do to explain-slash-apologize>

<regrets the whole thing>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/14/2007 03:16AM by DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper.

<Contemplates favorite snack of toasted bagel, smeared with nutella, and topped with slices of fresh gala apple.>

<Wishes she had bagels, a toaster, nutella, and apples.>

<looks out for Z-B>

<introduces 80% cocoa solids chocolate into the fountain>

<fears for MS' life with combination of Nutella and Banzai (Bonzai?) squirrels>

<ponders the evils of eating healthily and longs for more chocolate>

<ponders the absence of any gratuitous consumer driven tokesn of affection in her life>

<gets a huge straw in order to drain the chocolate fountain dry in a fit of depression>

<worries as xmorph looks set to echo Violet Boreguard in the inflating stakes - only its not Blueberries... its chocolate!>

<decides that too much chocolate can never be a bad thing>

<grabs smart curley straw to claim what ever chocolate is left>

<offers squirrel existential spoon. Points out to DAFW that these are fforumites, so not to worry about it unless he has Johnnie Depp concealed about his person he's probably safe.>



<Surreptitiously checks DAFW's pockets for Johnnie Depp>

<thinks that there are a few fforumites for whom the Deppsters charms hold no appeal >

<considers that mrs. SkidMarks isn't one of them>

<offers squirrel a spork>

<ceases typing witty and surreal response owing to impure thoughts regarding Johnny Depp>

<cautions the squirrel to not fly to Dallas by plane, because it could end up in Honolulu>

<That would be a bad move.>