<considers that BK is a contrite pixie and not at all angry>

<Points out that cats in bottles don't technically qualify as pixies, but glad won't have to be beaten to death with jolly hockey sticks>

<wonders if this means that toffee shocks, google buns and pop biscuits are now off the menu?>

<looks sad and starts putting all the pans away again>

<Runs and orders xmorph to take the pans out of the cupboard as we need the saucepan man!!!!>

<Resists the urge to climb the rigging and start eating the sail>

<drools at the thought of google buns and pop biscuits>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

< sulks and puts away hockey stick>

< Asks if he can be of use to the sauce pan man?>

<offers 19 a pan and a lid>

<"make some noise dude">

<wonders who will be cast in the pivotal role as the Angry Pixie?>

<knows its not BK>

<suggests one who is perfect for the part, not to mention highly combustible, and handy for getting the barbie started>

<thinks that the merry wanderer of the night won't be overly amused>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

I will just add in now that I would be a terrible Dame Washalot - I am really bad at washing! I think it must be genetic cos mum can shrink jeans at 20 paces and change the colours of shirts into a vast array of lurid greys!

<grabs a mat and vanishes down the slide>

<smuggles hand grenades into the treehouse, hoping not to be noticed sneaking in>

<Considers potential for comic of The Incredible Jean-shrinking Woman>

<Wonders whether her power only works on Denim, or all clothes>

<Realises that her archnemesis would have to be a nudist>

<Grabs paper and starts preliminary sketch of Evil Doctor Skyclad>

<Wonders why they don't let him near playgrounds>

<carefully looks up "google bun" in her weightwatchers book>

<doesn't find an entry>

<checks bun packaging but no sign of nutritional values on the brown paper bag>

<decides to declare said bun "2 points" and eat it anyway>

<munches happily on bun, secure in the knowledge that if it's more than 2 points, she can blame her shrunken jeans rather than her expanding stomach>



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What were those lollies that exploded? Always thought they would be fun.

<hides the loot in lurid grey knapsack and gets to climbing>

<Fails to notice the sneaking DAFW>

<Looks felornley cute new wool jumper, reflects on mum's ability for turning normal clothes into Barbie clothes, silently curses self for ever thinking things might change and this wool item might be exempt from the trend>

<reflects,indeed, a nudist would be a very decent arch-nemesis for the incredible jean shrinkign woman!>

<Has cake as waist size doesn't count, jeans will be too small reguardless by this time tomorrow!>

<fails to pick up on vibe of treehouse>

<gives up>

<vindictively arms hand grenades and flings them up before leaving in state of depression for Haiti, the other state of depression>

<returns briefly to fire off squirrel>

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Vicious squirrel, barely restrained by leash.

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<fields grenades with her large frying pad and bats them back at DAFW>

<sprays treehouse and surrounding area with artificial snow>

<offers xmorpheus some real snow to mix in with the artificial stuff>

<throws hazelnuts towards hand grenades>

<watches squirrels chase nuts>

<paints a sign: "Save the Squirrels!">

<thinks again>

<crosses out "Squirrels" and writes "Hazelnuts" instead>