..ether as I give my life over to forums on the internet

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Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and........

...strawberry fields and banana bushes and still no toilet in sight after four days of a fruit diet...

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Pleased to meet you, hope you get my...

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... Oh, hang on, before I say anything, have you had your shots?

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You look so weird and you're so far from home but you really miss your...

...andrex puppy!

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Discuss critically the ways in which 'a curriculum for excellence' and other aspects of current policy debate about teaching, learning and assessment in the Scottish primary classroom relate to key concerns in your......

(go on give me some inspiration!)
(and a laugh!)

...........choice of Franz Ferdinand or Kaiser Chiefs.

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All the world's a stage and all.................

....that really does explain why I keep getting hit by random tomatoes

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It was a mash. It was a Monster......






In my opinion a curriculum for excellence for teaching primary children is highly important - educate the little sods before the hormones kick in. Does that work for you Nem? ;)



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...sack of potatoes , with just a litle seasoning, some garlic and parmesan.

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It was a graveyard....


(Oh, alright then Nem, it is your birthday so ....
.....primary classroom relate to key concerns in your ongoing attempts to do anything rather than teach the little $%^&&**s.)

...it was the dead centre of town and people were dying to get in.

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Pure science it was, is, and might be forever more unless...

(thanks guys, like my essay I cannot decide between Franz and the Chiefs...argh, call me Hamletina i just cannot decide... wo is me!
Definitely much better ideas than I have had so far!)

...someone started putting stickers in the evolution texts.

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Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of...

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(...learning and assessment in the Scottish primary classroom relate to key concerns in your SUPRISE! Wake up and pay attention. I mean i've gone to all the effort to write this, the least you can do is stay alert. Now get on with the answer...)

...my prescioussssssss!

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It is essential that both you and your colleagues are clear about....

...Discussing critically the ways in which 'a curriculum for excellence' and other aspects of current policy debate about teaching, learning and assessment in the Scottish primary classroom relate to key concerns.

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Who is that down there saying ...........

...I love rock n roll so put another coin in the juke box baby

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You never close your eyes any more when I kiss your.....

...mother. Are you sick?!?

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We can't stand around here doing nothing. People will think .......

we're council workers!

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No, Lister. What seperates us from animals is that we don't use our...

...tails for balance. Just for posh parties.

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If anyone here present has an objection, let them speak now or forever hold their........

...horses.

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The apprentice sat buddled in ther corner by the fire, with Bert still hanging on to one og his dangling damp....

(I played my usual open a book randomly and lift the sentence, I thought this one was surprisingly odd, I am even more curious abotu this story!

...curtains, which at least were mounted sturdy enough to make dangling relatively hazard-free.

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There is Hammurabi, standing behind him. Why only do they...

(Well, nem, I followed your policy, with the admittedly extra effort to transalte it from german)

Well, Claus, if you think if you think that was difficult, try translating it into English!

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

... disco dance, him and albert einstine?

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All we are saying, is give...

...up the day job and you will make no money, have no clothes, loose your house, live in a cardboard box outside Tescos, not that you are a bad singer.

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