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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: May 15, 2007 02:20PM

...land on free parking - i'm still playing monopoly here.

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How can one obsess so much about...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: May 15, 2007 11:48PM

...what scales say, especially when you realise that no set EVER read the same even accounting weight fluctuations!

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Do you ever stare up into the nightshy and wonder if someone is...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: May 16, 2007 09:36AM

...telling them stories when they're young that make them afraid of the night?

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Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge, find yourself a big......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: May 16, 2007 04:24PM

beautiful person to share a moment with


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The scheme provides joyous opportunities for ............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (88.191.51.---)
Date: May 16, 2007 05:54PM

...jumping out of the cake, hurting the man, then jumping back in.

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Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: May 16, 2007 07:59PM

out an oar, and you have an important date... DOH!

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Bill and Ben, flower pot.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 17, 2007 08:03AM

.....explains the weird speech, man!

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They live inside the planet in their............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: May 17, 2007 08:58AM

....lunar condo. Turns out that that "buy a plot of land on the Moon" thingy was actually for real! It's a great place to live, but there's no atmosphere......

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Yes sir, I can boogie, but I need a.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: May 17, 2007 09:33AM

zimmer frame these days




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There was something in the air that night.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 17, 2007 02:38PM

Barrels in flight, nintendo....

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In olden days a glimpse of stocking was...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 17, 2007 03:43PM

... not as unusual to see in the army as one would hope.

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This is my first published book although the fifth that I've........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: May 17, 2007 11:25PM

...claimed.

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Mr Sandman, bring me a.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: May 18, 2007 08:36AM

...short dirty blonde man, some valium and a small aubergine. Dreams I can make at home myself for free!

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Judy in disguise - with........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 18, 2007 08:54AM

... that false nose you won't fool anyone. The glasses are good, though.

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Judy Teen, the queen of the scene, she's...........

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: May 18, 2007 03:14PM

At least six foot nine and very, very mean



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I read the news today, oh boy.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: May 18, 2007 10:00PM

... I didn't think it would be quite that visible. :/

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How did phrases about dogs find their way into....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 19, 2007 10:55AM

... a program about the OED?

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Some children they're as good as gold and never cause...............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 19, 2007 02:10PM

(I can't belive this game is STILL going!)

...parents to wish for streight jackets.

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Time is out of joint! O cursed spite, that I was born to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: May 19, 2007 03:46PM

exit stage right!

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It's a very ancient saying, but a true and honest thought, that…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 19, 2007 04:21PM

...he who laughs last has seldom understood the joke

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Once more into...............

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