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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 05, 2007 08:45AM

....the entire neighbourhood with her haunting rendition of UB40s "There's a rat in my kitchen"

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To infinity and........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 05, 2007 08:51AM

...my new job as Santa.

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That it should come to.................

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 05, 2007 02:56PM

this, just because they couldn't afford a bottle of rum to get in at the party. I feel sorry for the sausages!

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In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs, Of every...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 05, 2007 10:07PM

...good hair cut he has ever created.

><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><>

(like my little fishes?)

Who built the ark...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 06, 2007 08:56AM

....some bird called Joan.

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The people keep a comin' and the train done.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 08, 2007 11:50AM

....died at the bottom of this thread forcing me to answer my own thingy wotsit!!

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Make a wish, take a chance, make it soon and.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 08, 2007 12:00PM

(sorry, I was leaving it for the others!)

...just hope that Kelly Clarkson does not sue

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The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 09, 2007 11:18PM

...Ooh, <winces> can the surgeons do anything for that?

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Congratulations! It is a....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: robcraine (---.mcb.net)
Date: June 11, 2007 10:25PM

live. Now you know what it feels like to be God.

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You have created a monster, and it will...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 12, 2007 08:42AM

...never learn to sing!

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Putting on the..............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 12, 2007 10:03AM

....zits never quite took off as a dance routine. People kept slipping on the pus.

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Put the candle back.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.cc.strath.ac.uk)
Date: June 13, 2007 10:51AM

...I have always hated an unbalanced chandelier!

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At least the rain has deadened all of the....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 13, 2007 02:51PM

bluebottles...

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Down by the banks of the Mississippi...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 14, 2007 09:37AM

....the chocolate trees for the mud pies are swaying in the breeze

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Devil came down to Georgia, he was looking for a......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: June 14, 2007 01:20PM

...stand-in for his holidays. But why he thought he would find it there, remains a mystery.

(Edited for forgotten word. Oh my.)


Do you know the land where the...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/14/2007 01:22PM by PrinzHilde.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 14, 2007 03:14PM

bong, bong, trees are great eh? Wow. My hands are so cool... They can move like they are dancing. Woah I'm wasted...

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M'nah M'nah...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 14, 2007 04:36PM

...M'nah, it's so funny, in a rich man's world!


(hope you don't mind me joining in)
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I met a traveller from an antique land, who said ...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/14/2007 04:52PM by ibborobb.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 14, 2007 05:49PM

...verily, forsooth, quoth, and lots of other words that no-one (other that ravens) would use.

welcome. the more the merrier

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If you build a better............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 14, 2007 05:59PM

ibborobb, have you been greeted yet? I know you have been around for a little while, but I think you snuck in under the radar and so have missed out on the party foods.

If so, we should all hang our heads in shame, then unleash Daffy on you.

Help yourself to pie. savoury is now on the left and sweet on the right.


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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.ketch.alaska.edu)
Date: June 14, 2007 11:04PM

Kreeeeagh!

Free Daffy!! FREE DAFFY!!!

Snarghrargh... Snoorghfff.

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