...I love your wardrobe!

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I really think you need professional....

...gospel singers to follow you around and interject musical "yeah yeahs" and "Halleluias" in your speech. It would definitely make life more interesting.

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What rolls downstairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your.......

....telescope called Hubble. It looks like we have Tribble trouble!" (Extract taken from Captain's Log, Stardate 22535)

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Always going forward, still can't..................

...find the foot brake - which is why you failed your test with 60 major errors!!!!

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His left ear, his right ear, and his final front...



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...dog-eared copy of "A Tale (tail?) of Two Cities.

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It was the...................

...Butler. Or possibly Bertie did it, by accident.

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How could I possibly forget the only time-traveling companion I've ever...

...now not met as I accidentally stepped on a butterfly on the last trip and now she's evolved into a duck billed platypus instead of a person.

Mind you, she gets captured a lot less these days.

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How doth the little crocodile......

...end up as a hand bag?

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You definitely need more chocolate in your....

subject report.

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Here's lookin' at....

...you, baby goat.

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you are sixeteen, going on....

something tacky on the bottom of your shoe.

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one potato, two potato, three potato....



hmmm, how did that one sneak in above, this was in reply to Lady Teaspoon's! [sulks]



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...well that is the mash sorted. Now, where are those bangers?

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Who put the bomp in the.................

.......bimp section? Now I'm going to have to rearrange all the shelves!

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The wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are......

...not as endangered as pandas.

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The wonderful thing about eeyores is eeyores are....

... that they feature in a funny but politically incorrect joke which I can't repeat here.

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Neil, the bathroom's free. Unlike the country under the................

...the stairs, which is currently awaiting the outcome of a U.N. resolution in the hopes that something will be done about the right wing spider which is ruling with a web of iron.

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go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on....

Sorry didn't notice the double post :(



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...this crossword puzzle is driving me crazy. Do you know a five-letter-word starting with 'go' and ending on 'on'?

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For the purposes of this Convention, the following shall be considered as...

...the working title: "The Society Of animate and inanimate objects who gather together or separately or in various or same sized groups for the purpose, supposedly, or not, of the proper or improper practice, use, misuse, play, unintentional application of, intentional application of, and/or all other conceivable or unconceivable or accidental, spoken, (and/or) written (and/or) communicated and/or projected forms or form of the art/play/verbiage/sally/all other forms or form of delivery of Pedantry/Pedantism/Pedanticness" Previously known as "The Society Of Animate And Inanimate Objects Who Gather Together Or Separately Or In Various Or Same Sized Groups For The Purpose, Supposedly, Or Not, Of The Proper Or Improper Practice, Use, Misuse, Play, Unintentional Application Of, Intentional Application Of, And/Or All Other Conceivable or Unconceivable Or Accidental, Spoken, (And/Or) Written (And/Or) Communicated And/Or Projected Forms Or Form Of The Art/Play/Verbiage/Sally/All Other Forms Or Form Of Delivery Of Pedantry/Pedantism/Pedanticness"

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I was snow white but I...

..am now known as Derek.

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Onb Monday morning she woke up...