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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.ketch.alaska.edu)
Date: June 14, 2007 11:08PM

...butter batter you'd better bet on beating bad baker Bob badly.


Can you feel the burn...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 15, 2007 12:18AM

...only when I do to much keep fit - so not too often can I feel the burn!

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There is nothing worse than a....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.ketch.alaska.edu)
Date: June 15, 2007 12:48AM

...nuthatch wurst. The cruel Germans.


There's an evil monkey in...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 15, 2007 04:43AM

the treehouse, eating all the squirrels.
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Frankly my dear, I don't...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 15, 2007 08:21AM

...much care for squirrel paté.

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The answer, my friend, is.............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 15, 2007 09:04AM

....a three toed marmoset with rabies.

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When a felon's not engaged in his......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: mrs SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 16, 2007 11:45AM

they'd have kept Concorde in the air!!!!



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In a hole in the ground there lived...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 16, 2007 12:05PM

...three Japanese soldiers who had never been told the war was over.


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As I went out one mid-summer morning...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 16, 2007 02:53PM

...er, something suspicious with maypoles, tra-la-la, fol-di-rol-la.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your...



[www.amazon.com] ...WHY isn't this single on there?

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 17, 2007 12:19PM

...attic.

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Nellie the Elephant packed her............

the punk version

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 17, 2007 01:44PM

journey in- Mandalay couldn't compete with Hollywood.

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He's the greatest, He's fantastic, Wherever there's danger he'll be there, He's...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 18, 2007 11:44AM

......Mickey Mouse's English cousin!

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He won't bite beast or man,'cos he's a ........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 18, 2007 01:58PM

resident of the Acme Nursing home and has all his food mushed up for him.
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We always arrange a meticulous plan (to make sure nothing....)

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: June 18, 2007 04:33PM

...metallic or ridiculous are sat too close together.

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Skids - thanks for the welcome btw.
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Ooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 18, 2007 06:14PM

...no one, coz pineapples aren't water proof and they'd drown.

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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 19, 2007 08:57AM

...a dinosaur called Gerald. Unless you're into intelligent design in which case he didn't.

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Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss, old saggy cloth cat puss, open your eyes and see what I.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 19, 2007 02:28PM

see on the carpet you naughty puss! >:(

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Where oh where has my...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 20, 2007 12:03AM

father gone? I put him down somewhere and I can't for the life of me remember where...


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I'm a little teapot...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.ketch.alaska.edu)
Date: June 20, 2007 12:16AM

...and I'm a little crackpot. Let's all run from the cops!


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The British are coming...!

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 20, 2007 12:52PM

... to terms with their feelings about cricket, horseracing and Australians. Probably.

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Sweet dreams and flying machines, in...

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