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....bakery, the mystery pie eating fiend of old London town burst in, stole all the pies, shouted "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and sprayed everyone with crumbs. And then left.
new straight-jacket? It's the most fetching shade of white and it fits perfectly. Some nice people came to my house, gave me the nice new jacket and they've taken me to a lovely place where someone feeds me soup and gives me some nice pink pills three times a day. They said that if I was good, they'd give me some crayons, too. Yeeeee-eeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Fresh pies now available! Don't mistake the steak pies for the the apple pies, as the gravy does not go well with apple. However, steak and custard.............
... staircases. They ought to be smooth, not staggered.
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Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm ...