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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 20, 2007 08:47PM

..Goliath we trust.

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Hey Joe, where you going with that...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 20, 2007 09:08PM

....piano, Sam has to play it again soon, wait Joe, you're ruining the whole thing, awww Joe!

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):);)

I see....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 20, 2007 09:12PM

...no ships, only hardships.

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A little less conversation, a little more...

<Elvis. I miss Elvis.>
<And John Peel.>
<And Marlon Brando.?
<Anyone know where the pie's hiding?>

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 21, 2007 12:53PM

monologue.
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People, dont you understand
The child needs a ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.lambeth.gov.uk)
Date: June 21, 2007 01:25PM

...good clip round the ear, the bothersome little swine.



<I love children. Grilled, with a nice Hollondaise sauce. MO-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA>




We can't go on together, with...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 21, 2007 01:44PM

...out out some pie for poor picard!

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and we all say...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 22, 2007 12:01AM

"Hello, will you be my best friend?" to the stranger sitting next to us on the train.



<thanks for remembering that I'm in urgent need of pie, Nemades. Most kindsome>

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 22, 2007 08:59AM

....bakery, the mystery pie eating fiend of old London town burst in, stole all the pies, shouted "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and sprayed everyone with crumbs. And then left.

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In space, no-one can hear you......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 22, 2007 11:15PM

...snore, definitely and attractive prospect after sharing a room with a thunderous snorer!

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do you like my....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 24, 2007 02:51PM

new straight-jacket? It's the most fetching shade of white and it fits perfectly. Some nice people came to my house, gave me the nice new jacket and they've taken me to a lovely place where someone feeds me soup and gives me some nice pink pills three times a day. They said that if I was good, they'd give me some crayons, too. Yeeeee-eeeeeee!!!!!!!!

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To boldly go where...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 25, 2007 02:35AM

...ever you want to.

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I am not usually in the habit of...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 25, 2007 01:05PM

...dressing like a nun.

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Drove my chevy to the levee,
But ..........


Fresh pies now available! Don't mistake the steak pies for the the apple pies, as the gravy does not go well with apple. However, steak and custard.............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: mrs SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 25, 2007 01:14PM

..it was flooded. Hey Wimbledon is starting late.

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Drip, Drip little April showers.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 25, 2007 03:45PM

.....three months and I still can't get a plumber

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The phantom raspberry blower of........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 25, 2007 10:55PM

fine bubbles in all shapes, colours and flavours - not just raspberry.

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doctors are now seriously concerned about the staggering rise of...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 26, 2007 02:16AM

... staircases. They ought to be smooth, not staggered.
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Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 26, 2007 08:44AM

..a little teapot short and stout

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When the kettle's boiling, hear me shout.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 26, 2007 08:53AM

..."Tea up!"

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one whelk in every ten million has..............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: June 26, 2007 04:22PM

…what it takes to be a Broadway star, and our job is to find them and hang them on the backdrop for scenes that require a starlit night.

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Ladies and Gentelmen of the class of '07…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 26, 2007 08:21PM

congratulations! You are now Batchelors of Art in Media Studies. Now, repeat after me: "Would you like fries with that?"


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One day, my prince will...

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