....Stinkweed. All potential names for Posh Spice's next baby.

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So tell me what you want, what you really really want...I wanna......

treble pay and three days off for Boxing Day.

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I'm sorry I didn't see you ...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

... there disguised as a christmas tree

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When two become ...

... not enough, I added a fourth.

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from ...

... Clive Sinclair's garage.


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You missing keys are always in the ...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

...the piano, its just a case of finding them!

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Finally a huge spine truss...

....was painted with creosote to prevent it from being eaten by termites.



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I must go down to the college again

where they try to teach me why......

...sleeping past 7:00 is so much fun.

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I'd rather be at the beach because...

.... getting changed into my bikini in the office is starting to raise a few eyebrows.

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I may not always love you but long as ...

........ you stand under this truss there will be coal tars above you.



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Without contraries there is no .............

..backwards facing yellow birds who come cheep.


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i have seen the future and...............

... I'm just off to the bookies.


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Roads? Where we're going, we...

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

...where we are going, but we don't know where we've been

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A the future is ...

.....now the past since the last post.

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Some day, when I'm awfully low, I will get a .......

...glorious ride up the escalator.

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All the sounds from the traffic make me...

..wonder why it doesn't drown out the earworm!


Warning this program contains ....

...nuts.

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Why isn't there more.................

....of nothing? All of space time and you can't find a decent empty patch without some deityfilling it with quantum soup. Makes you spit!**


**rethought: Bertie Wooster's brain, but the size is extremely restricted.



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There comes a time in ......

...... every man's life when he has to admit he's wrong about P.G. Wodehouse.



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"What ho, ..."

... wotsits or Cheetos, you still end up with orangy stuff all over you."

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"People have embrased ...