Trying to positively state in the most non-negative manner possible that during the last two posts the tree house bath has overflowed with spelling mistakes.!!!

<worrieys abowt grammasites>

<sees segue guitars and realises that grammasytes may save us from pointed comments>

I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE YOU PIE EATING SAUCY PRONGS!!1!!!

<hopes outburst of noise is not going to spoil the treehouse>

Wonders what the reaction would have been if they'd heard what I whispered.

Anyway I'm in now.

<thinks reaction would have been the same>
<wishes that it was possible to blow raspberry in here>

has read post mentioning 'blown raspberry'.

wonders if it is like blown egg

thinks not

having dirty mind blushes and then goes and stands in corner of shame.

<notices the appearance of a blown-glass raspberry>

has recovered from shame

enters treehouse

nobody looking

places kaleideoscopic faceted mirror in corner

looks at Speckles

sees kelp cesS. shakes head.

considers number of corners in treehouse. has enough to make a multisided figure almost circular in shape.

thinks there must be quantum corners to treehouse.

exits leaving mirror in treehouse for amusement of Speckles

searching for treehouse medical room discover way blocked by large grey person capering about in front of strange mirror

push him to one side and glance in mirror

realise I can see my insides in it

turn away in disgust but realise what happened to that marble I swallowed all those years ago

find medical room and riffle through case histories

note that skidmarks predilection for pressing pies on people stems from an unfortunate occurrence in his child hood when he visited the great wigan pie

bunyips odd fantasy concerning blowing raspberries means he should get out more and search for a bunyipess

<remembers the umble pie which made Wigan famous>

<thinks that self ought to visit Wigan sometime>

<Wonders who was brave enough to take on the medical histories of Treehouse members and what happened to them>
<Succeeds in wresting remaining notes away from OB and feeding them to Speckles by covering them in peanut butter.>
<Stamps speckles with CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION stamp and hopes that will be enough.>

<suspects that Speckles complies with the Data Pachyderm Act>



hopes that no-one notices "a" added to pchyderm



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Stamps the other side of large gray person with the words "open in emergency only "
Speckles now in local hospital awaiting interesting developments!!

<sees Speckles covered in colourful stamps leads him to post box in square outside library>

Remembers reading somewhere that a UK red letterbox looks like a baby turned inside out and screaming.

Hopes Speckles likes little people and runs like buggery in the opposite direction.

<resurrects the dimensionally transcendentent cupboard and retrieves medical records>

<puts out shingle>

<sings 'Them Bones Of Mine'>

<puts on ear protectors>

<pretends that the silence has not been disturbed>

<realises the pun of medical 'records'>

<snickers, then gets caught twix't the bounty of reason and the boost of sugar>

<bows out>