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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: December 20, 2011 12:08PM

<flips record on to the 'b' side - realises that it is I do like to be beside the "b" side>

<discards>

<queues up "dem bones>

<unknots ES by pulling loose ends>

<points to bones in time with records, silently lip syncing to record>

<adds sciatica to ES's medical record>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 21, 2011 09:36AM

I like medical records but the only one I can think of is ?Maurast? Music lovers may hurl sprinlkle doughnuts at me but I remember hearing a piece named "The Operation".

Also heard today a version of 'BBBBblue Christmmas" sung by Porky Pig.

Better than Sinatra!

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: December 21, 2011 10:44AM

<thinks of several records named "Doctor Doctor" and decides they must be considered medical>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: December 21, 2011 11:28AM

<thinks that as "Doctor & the Medics" did "Spirit in the Sky" it is as likely to be theological as medical>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.catv.broadband.hu)
Date: December 21, 2011 02:03PM

<adds swiss rolls to the Treehouse Christmas sweet tray>

<takes down the shingle>

<reminds people to remember they're a Womble>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: December 22, 2011 05:42AM

Dons free common Womble suit, attempts Wombling free on Common.

Fails.

Recalls not being Womble.

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: December 22, 2011 11:28AM

<dodges bedstead car driven by furry ES>

<Shakes fist at Womble hoon>

<Decides to go and take a nap in the undergrowth>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.catv.broadband.hu)
Date: December 25, 2011 12:38PM

<Dons Orinoco paraphernalia>

<dodges jabberwocky>

<goes looking for trash left by silly Treehousers>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-180.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 27, 2011 05:13PM

Having already donned Uncle Bulgaria costume realise that ES won't find a thing

Tries tantalising him with torn tinsel

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: December 27, 2011 06:55PM

<decides to take a break from counting quantum corners.>

<is relieved that the treehouse is ever different, but ever the same.>

<hoping that all who wander through here have had a lovely Christmas or whatever they choose to celebrate.>

<watching Speckles chew on the records sparks an idea - wondering if anyone will notice if I ask Speckles to find all of my medical records and eat them, and if that will cure me? If there is no record of there being anything wrong with my health, shouldn't that prove there isn't anything wrong? mmmm, I could make millions...>

<brings in stamp collection and begins adding to Speckles' decorations. everyone needs a silly frog stamp on the left foot!>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 03, 2012 11:26AM

<Not entirely sure which religious festival is celebrated by dressing up as a large rodent and dancing around a highly decorated pachyderm - but joins in wholeheartedly so as not to offend>

<Worries that there seems to be very little to eat in the TH - despite the return of VM. Hope it isn't a fasting sort of festival, or worse, that we will have to eat the elephant.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 03, 2012 12:14PM

<nods towards mince pies>

<has marked them with an "S" so that everyone will realise that they are a seasonal treat>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: January 03, 2012 04:00PM

<Oh no! It's the pies marked with an "S" for Spanish Inquisition>

<Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition to mark their pies with an "S">

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 04, 2012 12:14AM

<Is relieved to note that the Jabberwocky seems to have eaten the Spanish Inquisition as our revels are bound to have caused them some ideological problems>

<Wonders what sort of mince would result in SM inexplicably marking his Pies with an "s" - worries that it might be Speckles mince. Continues to be a little hungry.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 04, 2012 07:48AM

<refers Geg to the Season>

<wonders how big a pie it would be if filled with speckles, minced or otherwise>

<hopes that there will not be a need to label a super-sized pie>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 04, 2012 10:15AM

During my journeys in infinity (and beyond) I found a pie marked "s" which I assumed meant succour so I ate it but unfortunately it didn't mean that at all.

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: January 05, 2012 12:39AM

<decides to go on a diet, post-season, and delivers to the TreeHouse all the cakes, pies, candy, and leftover turkey that has been abandoned in my kitchen>

<suspects that Speckles would not stay in a pie, especially if there was mince, so marking such a pie would be fruitless>

<marks fruitless pies with "s" for sour>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 05, 2012 10:03AM

<wonders why mince pies are meatless but contain mincemeat while minced meat pies contain meat but no mincemeat>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 05, 2012 10:05AM

<considers that if Vm's meat pies are sour they need to be marked with an "s" for suspect>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 05, 2012 10:22AM

<Watches Speckles walk daintly away, dare I say mince, while keeping everyone in sight>

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