<suggests pies>

wanders into Treehouse

wonders about 'suggests pies'

wonders if 'suggest pies' should be marked with 's' for suspect as 'suggesting' may not mean 'real' as we know it in relation to 'pies'.

wanders off musing of multi-universal pie as occupying this and all adjacent spaces

wonders where the sauce will be kept if all universes occupied with pies?

thinks " the first quantum theorists never had problems like this"

contemplates sausage roll but is scared of BK and a pointy stick appearing from over the eastern horizon intent on curtailing recidivist thoughts.

<wanders in, hoping for some hot cocoa and something non-lethal to eat>

<eyes pies with too much icing and decides to go for a marshmallow>

<pulls an interesting-looking book off the bookshelf, wonders when we got a rulebook>

<finds an unoccupied over-stuffed chair to cozy up in>

Enters library looking for latest edition of Pies And Their Relevance in the Modern World

see VM snoring in comfy chair with book on her lap

replace book on correct shelf

enter garden through french window

recover longbow from garden shed

Climb onto Speckles's back

go looking for fun

<Hands OB bag of Quavers to go with Strongbow>

<Finds that salty cheesy tang goes well with alcohol>

<Wonders if drunk in charge of an elephant is against the "rules">
<Wonders if elephant in charge of drunk is a problem>

<Is unable to decide if a drunk OB in charge of an elephant is worse that a sober OB with a longbow, so alternately smiles and scowls at CR thus covering all possibilities.>

<Hides 200 large and highly decorated eggs around the Treehouse. Hands out utterly unfathomable maps to anybody wishing to take part in an egg hunt.>

<Offers extra points to anybody finding the golden egg.>

<hopes that everyone refrains from painting geg>

<rereads post and realises it was a golden egg>

reads 'golden egg'

<is suffering/enduring/experiencing partial processing failure in visual cortex and thus getting funny impressions into bit of brain which thinks it thinks>

reads as "geg n gold"

then as "eg glen dog"

then as "god neggle"

which is more satisfying somehow.


exits stage left for large economy size container of all kinds of psychtropic pills.

expects to be castigated for gutsing down entire packet of Smarties.

<Amends map to read "The Great 197 Egg Hunt" as at least three of them appear to have been scrambled by bunyip>

<Attempts to scape mess into empty Smartie tube.>

<Fails>

<Makes toast>

<starts looking for bum nuts>

Return from having fun with bumpersized carton of bumnuts

Scatter them about cunningly

Stable Speckles

After all that fun we both need a shower

Will use the downstairs's facilities

find door locked and strange noise proceeding from the room

What doth it profit a woman if she cannot remove grease and fluff,

in the bathroom of her choice, after having fun?



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<Finishes cleaning the shower room>
<Scrawls "elephant eggs don't count" on every copy of the map>

<Counts elephant eggs drawn on map on wall in shower room.>

<subtracts four and twenty blackbird-baked bum-nut pie-portions, golden egg encrusted long egged egg dongles ( which need glogg.)>

<Gloggs, repeatedly.>

<Re-calibrates medication, pokes pies with pointy stick, pontificates pointedly pertaining pie-preferences.>

<As always, apologizes.>

<"hic">

<repeatedly repeats apologetic repetition.>

<does it again.> (slow learner.)

Remembers the words whisked eggs

Wonders if there is such a thing as "whiskey eggs"

Could explain a lot!

Whiskey Eggs = Eggnog

Eggzactly!!!!!



Has made egg pie seasoned with missing letters from above posts, and not having full alphabet marks with 'S' for short lettered.


places in Treehouse

Wanders off looking for smarties packet full of brain behaviour modifiers - finds only choclate and suspicious egg like substance which I place in my album in case there is a yolk here somewhere.

Yellow stuff falls

yolk's onm me , folks!

discusses with psychiatrist

informed chocolate is probably better than diazepam and others , but more fattening. Alcohol is faster.

exits to make extensions for waistcoat to accomodate psychotropic alcoholic chocolate

Spot obvious cadbury's fruit and nut case wandering by

Realise it is button bursting Bunyip and offer him succour from a sherbert fountain

Also realise he has o'd'd on a substance of dubious nature

Hop on speckles and gallop orf for help pursued by inadvertant anagram

<Reminds OB that everyone is Fruit and Nut Case>

<Finds loose smarties, pops them in pie case and marks with S>

Was in supermarket in self serve goodies section and noticed a container marked 'Speckles'.

Container had label adviseing that this product was out of stock at present and was expected back later.

Moved om.

Saw another container filled with large chocolate discs covered with hundreds-and-thousands

Label advised they were : 'Large Speckles'

If so, must be quantum effect of multiple speckles from the 'many worlds' explanation of quantum and they must be severely affected by the interaction of being viewed as they were all foreshortened in a three dimensional frame of reference.

Come back Speckles. All is forgiven!!!!!

Speckles returns after being lost in a passwordless hell.

Note changes of names to OB and Speckless

Hose Specky down and chuck him some chocolate easter bunnies

Wonders why Bunyip is talking in the past tense.

Has he become a yesterday's man?