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<Hops over Geg, reaches finish line but lands on snake.>
<Slides back 13 spaces and takes top Community Chest card. You have won a beauty contest, collect $10 from every other player ...>
<Wipes expectorating hand, places small honey-bee in palm of hand of contest winner.>
<Too contrived a set-up, maybe?>
<Decides that since beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder, will retain $10 to buy alcohol.>
<Buys alcohol.>
Feeling sorry for Cannibal Rabbit and his fruitless dreams of wealth press a $10 commemorative coin into his palm but take it back when the impression becomes apparent
Buy 2 doss houses and a pig sty and take a chance on property speculation.
<notices slimy hand with indentations>
<Follows ES's lead leapfrogging OB>
<notices that hand is now clean>
<sees lapel-less suit on dummy - narrowly avoids Mao's Trap>
wonders if, due to application of devolution, ukuleles will in future, according to regional relevance, be knowns as enguleles, welshleles, and scotulele and for those off shore, foruleles.
wonders if BK would forego pointy stick for ukulele tuned sharp?
returns to multicoloured smarty simulacrums with chocolate and psychotropic substances.
rubs self where prodded by ulstelele (non-capitalised)
craves forgiveness from relevant population
hopes there is a minimum size for 'lele's as fears attacks by mannuleles, jersuleles, guernsuleles and penguleles, not that I've been there but I believe it is very nice.
wonders if Speckles thinks bipedal inhabitants of treehouse are compus mentus?