<Wonders what advantage a gun that would fire fingernails would have>

<Overthinks the problem, and comes to convoluted explanation involving recursive voodoo-doll feedback-loops>

<Goes back to diligently assembling treehouse, prepared for 198505 to suddenly turn murderous killer due to proximity to Daily Mail readers>

<remembers scene in lethal weapon when strategically placed nail gun did immense damage to bad guy>

<removes said nail gun from construction area before anyone gets any ideas>

<nods at andy some more>

<Nods back at OC Not, oblivious to any signs of meaning>

<Takes nailgun, after first checking for any badguys who might otherwise be hurt>

<Redecides on nailgun, and gets hammer, screws and screwdriver with pictures of blue hedgehogs on it>

<wonders how it's blue, when the hedgehog can never be buggered at all...>

<wonders if BK has unwittingly both discovered something about hedgehog sexuality and answered her own thought>

<Sings>

<"I see hedgehogs of blue in trees of green. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. And I think to myself......>

<Plays saxophone to accompany xmorpheus>

<Contemplates writing wholesome childrens book "Mr Tiggywinkle and his good chummy housemate">

<Googles in order to satisfy curiosity>

<ponders the reality of gay hedgehogs>

<Returns having failed to find page that just says "Yes, you get gay hedgehogs">

<Worries about amount of hedgehog/ hedgehog slash fic>

<Goes deep into overconvoluted "what if", involving projectile attack quills, and the spiritual feedback from homophobic hedgehog hate-crime>

<Continues screwing>

Dont do that unless you have the hedgehog's permission!

<Removes screwdriver from planks and gives BK a "My goodness, you have a dirty mind, I meant I was screwing these screws into this plank of wood, here" look>

<Realises you were talking about the Atelerix-based BioBloodBondBigotBlaster attack weapon>

<Vows to only use willing hedgehogs for this>

<wonders what the original idea of this thread was anyway, checks page 1, is still clueless>

<reassures squirrels that though hedgehogs are getting all the good posts at the moment, everything is still going as unplanned>

<Explains, with diagrams, the point of the thread>

<asks for a copy of the diagrams>

<still clueless>

<wonders why this thread never mentioned duck billed playtipi>

<feels this is discrimination>

<mentions duck-billed platypi>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Holds up Lady Teaspoon's long disacarded sign that says: "I just had the cool idea (or incredibly bad idea) to have an entire thread conversation without spoken/typed words. I've noticed lately that action sequences have been appearing more and more and thought that it would be fun to see what would happen in this land of ours where anyting and everything can or can not happen. Cheers! I'll get us started....">

<Points to "plank"/ "gayhedgehog"/ "marshmallow" crossover area on diagram, where there is a small section labelled "Platypus" and the area where "Accordian" overlaps "Squirel", there is a section labelled "Treehouse">

<Hopes that everything is now clear>

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Turn the silliness to eleven!

<asks who's winning the game, just to make things more confusing. I mean, simple.>

<wonder's if it's too late to join<

<Put's java and mysteriously orange glowing cupcakes on nearby table>

<run's away to await choas>

<Wonders where Lady Teaspoon got to, anyway.>

<Also wonders what choas are. Are they small furry animals that like java and orange cupcakes?>

<wishes her spelling was much better, but likes the idea of choas being small furry animals so doesn't bother to edit post>