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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 18, 2010 11:26AM

Tangent: A rather tall strapping leathery skinned fellow who has obviously spent a lifetime outside in the hot sun. (sorry, rather obvious I suspect).

Define: Pottage

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: August 18, 2010 04:07PM

Pottage: The detritus left outside a bookstore after a night of queueing for a first release.

Define: Spine

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: August 18, 2010 07:44PM

Spine: That which is deficient in most politicians.

Define: Lawyer.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.222.241.threembb.co.uk)
Date: August 18, 2010 08:21PM

Lawyer: a means of inventing new meanings for common words and phrases for the benefit of the guilty.

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Define brief

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: August 20, 2010 09:43AM

Brief: A thief who specialises in French cheeses.

Define: Logarithm.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 20, 2010 01:14PM

Logarithm: an oversized drum stick




Define: parabola

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: August 20, 2010 03:48PM

Parabola: Two very ugly, furry, bowl-shaped bowling shoes

(have to get all my shoe references out now, before the boots become a distant memory) <happy dance!>

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Define: Muenster

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 20, 2010 03:51PM

Edit: Withdrawn for being too late
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Parabola: Portuguese sports story.

Define: Basket.
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2010 09:05PM by delacuesta.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: August 20, 2010 03:54PM

(it can be changed to "Basket Muenster" or "Muenster Basket" if anyone wants, or just pick one... dela and I were just a couple minutes apart posting...)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 20, 2010 03:59PM

(I propose I withdraw)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: August 20, 2010 08:58PM

Muenster: one who muenses.

Basket: a specialized kit that lizards and cats use for basking in the sun. Usually contains a towel, sunblock, a @#$%& novel, a nice cool drink, and a pair of sunglasses.

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Define: hyperbole

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Weevil (---.pool1.unallocated-111-0.orangehomedsl.co.uk)
Date: August 20, 2010 10:30PM

Hyperbole: beyond superbole

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Define: aspirin

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: August 20, 2010 11:44PM

aspirin: an attempt by someone from the U.K. Home Counties to say "aspiring"

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define analgesic

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: August 21, 2010 06:00AM

Eeek! An unexpected side effect of the spammers is that the word meaning "not too pricey, and probably of poor quality" is apparently being replaced by "@#$%&"! In my above post, I did not mean a novel that should be cursed at, but rather the sort of novel one finds in airport bookstores.

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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.37.236.206.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 21, 2010 08:23AM

I dunno. Airport novels quite often deserve expletives.




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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.nycap.res.rr.com)
Date: August 21, 2010 03:58PM

Frequently, yes, although I've also come across the occasional Fforde.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: August 24, 2010 03:22PM

Analgesic: A non-geodesic dome, often perceived in non-lucid dreaming.

Define: Pheremones.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: August 24, 2010 04:24PM

<You mean Pheromones?>

Pheromones: Ancient Greek-Roman rowing ferry system: "Who pays the Pheromones?"

Define: Smelly.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: August 24, 2010 07:37PM

<Pheremones: Moaning Fairies>
<sorry, couldn't resist>

Smelly: Related to Politicians and Newspapers, as in "Topics best avoided at the dinner table."

Define: Irresponsible.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: August 25, 2010 08:38AM

Irresponsible: The specialist manufacturer of Iridium spoons.

Define: Coriander.

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