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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 16, 2011 01:07PM

Effulgent: a male elephant-spotter, whos love of animals shines through his anorak.

Define: Trainspotter

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: gookledegob (---.4-4.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 16, 2011 05:04PM

Trainspotter: One who manufactures locomotives from clay

Define: aardvark

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: April 17, 2011 09:19AM

aardvark - A.A. Milnes' less successful cousin.

Define - forest

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: April 18, 2011 04:58AM

forest: where one goes after watching the news.

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define: television

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 18, 2011 11:19AM

Television - a device for viewing old episodes of Minder.

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Define: Minder

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: lynbard (---.direcway.com)
Date: April 18, 2011 03:40PM

Minder - opposite of "yours, darling"

Define: darling

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: gookledegob (---.4-4.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 18, 2011 06:26PM

darling: a small dalek

Define: chalice

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: looshkin (92.29.234.---)
Date: April 18, 2011 10:16PM

Chalice - a Cuban woodlouse

Define: Jigsaw

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: April 19, 2011 11:32AM

Jigsaw - a little-known Gaelic dance involving swaying motions.

Define - blarney

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: gookledegob (---.4-4.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 19, 2011 09:01PM

blarney: a purple dinosaur that speaks complete drivel

Define: arsenal

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: April 20, 2011 04:34AM

arsenal - when you've trying to do something that you have no idea of, and everybody else walks away, you've been thrown in......

Define - quagmire

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: April 20, 2011 05:10AM

quagmire: rare relative of the platypus, known for its ability to climb trees.


Define: antidisestablishmentarianism

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.38.95.threembb.co.uk)
Date: April 20, 2011 07:24AM

antidisestablishmentarianism : a synonym for "it"

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define: stable

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: looshkin (82.111.128.---)
Date: April 20, 2011 08:29AM

Stable: A table with a s..s..s..stutter

Define: Wardrobe

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 20, 2011 12:50PM

Wardrobe: a variation of the classic salad, with aubergine in place of the rare waldorfs.

Define: zucchini

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: lynbard (---.direcway.com)
Date: April 20, 2011 03:43PM

zucchini: small two-piece bathing suit made of the pelts of rare animals.

Define: amaryllis

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.164.97.threembb.co.uk)
Date: April 20, 2011 05:28PM

Amaryllis: small Texan town, difficult to find without instructions

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Define map

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: April 21, 2011 08:56AM

Map: A 2-5 minute sleep enjoyed by gentlemen of a certain age who, when woken, insist they were only resting their eyes.

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Define: insistence

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: April 21, 2011 11:29AM

Insistence - When your family goes camping, the girls get separate tents, and you as a guy are dying to know what's in there, so when nobody's around you go -

Define - boldness

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: looshkin (82.111.128.---)
Date: April 21, 2011 11:41AM

Boldness: a state of euphoria brought on by sniffing washing powder.

Define: soap

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