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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.100.249.threembb.co.uk)
Date: March 10, 2011 09:08PM

bipedal: a tandem

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Define coaliton (for U.K. Fforumites, remember the age range here, so please, no profanities!)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: delacuesta (80.101.145.---)
Date: March 10, 2011 10:33PM

Do you mean coalition?

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: March 11, 2011 03:03AM

coalition: a group of anthracites away from home and having a good time.


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define: anthracites

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: March 13, 2011 11:29AM

Arthracites: Legal term for petitions used in parrot related cases, popularised via Arthur H Hmph versus Polly, 1953, Connecticut.

Define: Parapet.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: March 14, 2011 06:50AM

Parapet - A mutt with a penchant for extreme sports.

Define - terrier

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 14, 2011 09:36AM

Terrier: a dog with a long water-absorbant coat, when clipped the fibres are used to make terrier-towelling.

Define: absorbant

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: March 14, 2011 10:59PM

absorbant: Laboratory-quality absorbent terrier-towelling, used to mop up spills of formic acid.

Define: formic

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (60.234.160.---)
Date: March 17, 2011 03:50AM

Formic - ,with love xxx.

Define - letter

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: March 21, 2011 01:17PM

Letter: A person who fears responsibility.

Define: Peatwoggler.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: March 21, 2011 04:29PM

<suspects Egon of creating his own words>

Peatwoggler: a person who creates decayed wooden artefacts for juvenile para-militaries to complete their uniform

define: uniform

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.12-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 21, 2011 05:20PM

Uniform: An informed person who can't spell.

Define: Smomopolis.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: March 22, 2011 05:51AM

smomopolis: silopomoms going the other way.

Silopomoms are large furry creatures who love johnny depp shaped chocolates but have a morbid fear of pointy sticks so are frustrated in their desires.


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Define: chocolates

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: gookledegob (---.4-4.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 26, 2011 12:34PM

chocolates: persons crammed full of tardiness

Define: peapod

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: March 27, 2011 08:55AM

peapod - a pod full of peas. As opposed to a Decapod, or an arthropod.

Define - decapod

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: gookledegob (---.4-4.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 27, 2011 12:07PM

decapod: a headless od

define: define

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 27, 2011 08:25PM

Define: Tool used extensively in iphoto for making vain old people look younger.

Define: blur.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: March 28, 2011 09:13AM

Blur: An obsolete quantum unit (2 blur = 1 squirt)

Define: Planker

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 28, 2011 12:53PM

Planker: a sleepy Rodney.

Define: Rodney

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: March 31, 2011 06:09PM

Rodney: That odd person that mostly uses words you've never heard of, so you try to stay away from them so they won't talk to you and confuse you. (I think Rodney has been running this thread while I was away, I'm really confused right now.)

Define: nonstandard

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 31, 2011 07:50PM

Nonstandard. Ay messages set by flag that do't iclude the letter ,because it is missig.

Define: Include

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