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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: April 22, 2011 09:22PM

soap - A state of melancholy brought on by watching too many of them.

Define - addiction

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: April 26, 2011 04:48AM

addiction: enunciating cardinal numbers clearly.



define: enunciating

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: lynbard (---.direcway.com)
Date: April 26, 2011 11:08PM

enunciating: the process by which prospective Catholic sisters take holy orders online.

define: doldrums

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: April 27, 2011 09:13AM

doldrums - When they're worn out, you get d'newdrums.

Define - percussion

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 27, 2011 11:51AM

percussion - a fine levied on the use of naughty words

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Define: Naughty

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: April 29, 2011 09:20PM

Naughty - Less than oney, which is less than twoey.

Define - adder

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: April 30, 2011 04:13AM

Adder: A compulsive clipper of newspaper advertisements.

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Define: advertisements

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: gookledegob (---.4-4.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 30, 2011 11:42AM

advertisements: Things which are stuck on vertisements

Define: obscure

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: lynbard (---.direcway.com)
Date: April 30, 2011 03:09PM

obscure: Surname of Jude the, who dropped the "i" so people wouldn't call him "Judithe"

Define: Neanderthal

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: May 03, 2011 09:18PM

Neanderthal - The first attempt at the word human.

Define - spell

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 04, 2011 08:38AM

Spell: the means by which letters of the alphabet magically form themselves into words

Define: form

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: lynbard (---.direcway.com)
Date: May 04, 2011 07:55PM

Form: Question being posed by Snow White as she was biting into the poisoned apple.

Define: poison

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lavender Eggplant (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 04, 2011 08:08PM

Poison: Fish missing half it's Scales.

Define: Missing

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: May 06, 2011 10:16AM

Missing: The sound of gentle rain hitting a hot pavement.

Define: Pavement

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: May 06, 2011 01:13PM

pavement - when the bottom falls out of your payement.

Define - indebited

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 07, 2011 01:43PM

Indebited: addicted to listening to unsigned bands.

Define - unsigned

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: May 08, 2011 09:59AM

Unsigned - a rookie street gang member.

<realises that I gave a definition, then thought of a better one shortly after.>
<Pavement - what you sleep on when the bottom falls out of your payement>
<Does this to try and look cool and composed>
<fails miserably>

Define - tagging

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: May 09, 2011 09:01AM

Tagging - a way of labeling things "cool and composed"

Define: Composed.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.197.59.91.threembb.co.uk)
Date: May 09, 2011 09:57PM

Composed: a person who has a sign "I aint dead"

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Define Granny

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: May 10, 2011 11:18PM

Granny - A senior citizen that's somewhat blurry and lumpy.

Define - clarity

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