Misheard: Arrive late for the migration


Define: Migration

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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Migration the number of fighter air craft allowed into a country under EU ruling



Define conflagration



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Conflagration - Burning a whole heap of national flags.

Define - Amass.

amass...acquire a whole heap of grey stuff after ritual flag burning



define suffragette

Suffragette: a person who insists on adding "ette" to the end of a word to denote the feminine form, eg: Smurfette, Ladette.

Define: Denote

De note: de thing you leave on de counter to let de family know where de heck you went when de gang invites you out for ice cream. Or beer. Whatever.

Define: family

Just read the bit where Cheyane get s a mention:

Back in the late 1950s there was a rating by television program titles for the female of the species and the number of pairs of knickers they wore at the same time:

I recall:

6 pairs:The Untouchables

3 pairs: Cheyanne

0 pairs: the Naked City or Bonanza


Is it possible to create such a rating these days. I ask as a matter of examining if 1950s values can be applicable in the 20101s.

family - in Mob parlance, the people you can rely upon to help keep your criminal career going, but whom occasionally you have to whack, if for no other reason than someone misplaced your favourite ballpoint pen.....

Define - whack

Whack: the sound of willow making contact with the ball. Most commonly heard when trying to extract a confession.

Define hearing

hearing - a malinged herring


define quacomole

Quacomole - (1) whack-a-mole, but with the hammer replaced with a duck. (2) Duck and Avocado dip.

Define - Avocado

Avocado - Secondary occupation or hobby (Spanish)

Define - Spanish

Spanish...the width of any hand more or less when calculating roughly


Define gestimate

Gestimate: a close friend staying at your home.

Define home

Home: the pet name use by Mycroft for his brother.

Define: Brother

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

Brother - the word you want to say after someone uses their grating pet name on you.

Define - exasperate

Exasperate: The current on-line price for dead snakes.

Define: viper

Viper: the person responsible for assigning status to guests

Define: Guest

Past participle of an old english word defining trying to rememember who you invited to the party


stag do

stag do: member of Vietnamese orgy party, currently banned by government which is opposed to anyone having fun.


Define: orgy