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...your father after all Luke. Seeing the way you turned out, I'd vote for JarJar.............or possibly Yoda....your mother was a muppet groupie......
...They are black and white. They don't fight, except for mating rights and territory.
(Badgers and zebras
Skunks, oh yeah
Little ring-tailed leemurs
Living together in harmony)
... yet when you get up in the cold darkness, plod downstairs without your slippers and open the door, letting in a freezing breeze that spatters you with sleet and damp leaves, the evil little tyrant refuses to come in.