jaywalking:


for those who know the politics of South australia: the erratic pedestrian movements of our premier.


otherwise to the world in general its the little blue (I think) birds who decide that as it's such a nice day that they will forego flying and enjoy the journey.


define: selfsatisfied

<...this is a doozy, but here's my attempt>

selfsatisfied - A word that manages to please itself using a few letters multiple times. No orgies of infrequent letters, unnecessary vowels or silent letters here!

<not the greatest, but Veni, Vidi, Booya - I came, I saw, and I gave it my best shot!>

Define - dipthong

dipthong: the two sounds emitted when wearing beach footwear cf flipflop

define flipflop

Flipflop - the most common phrase used when dubbing Gordon Ramsey's Tv show for children's channel.

Define expletive

Expletive: Follower of a rigorous crash diet, after the first week. cf Replete.

Define: gastronomic

gastronomic: pie in the sky


define: homologous.

Homologous: Same old, same old.

Define: repetitiousness

repetitiousness: when a person persistently makes an drama of small issues.

Define petty

Petty - Darjeeling going for walkies.

Define Oolong

Oolong - the kind for thing a six-year old would say when he sees a coal train.

define - rolling

Rolling - Rollmop substitute during the great herring shortage of 2005.

Define - Spaewife.

Ps. Hello everyone.

Hi Ian. Welcome to the Magic roundabout. Sorry We have left Swindon and arrived home in that order, so welcome to the fforum.

Spaewife: an extreme form of contraception

Define - prophetess

Thank you for the welcome, I'm sure I'll get the hang of you're collective strangeness, but be easy on me for a while.

Prophetess: The real d'Urberville (in north London with a lisp).

Define - Salubrious.

Hi Ian. Nobody here collects strangeness; we distribute it. Copiously.


Salubrious: A type of "Welcome to the Neighbourhood" greeting involving a small platter of cheese.

Define: Esurient

A state of being that can only be assuaged by nutrients( an unanagramatical word)

Define hogmaster



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hogmaster - the person responsible for keeping the faithful believing established nonsense cf teamster

define nonsense

Nonsense - The awful moment when the hippies realise they have run out of scented sticks to burn.

Define patchouli

Patchouli...a northern Indian vegetable reputed to cure nose infections if

dabbed behind ones ear



Define semi-circular

semi-circular - half a cloud.

define - lenticular

lenticular: a word with unfortunate anagrammatical possiblities,

or

small bitey swamp craetures particularly attracted to people named Len.


Define: aureous