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0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.
8) Is it found in a normal household? I would imagine more than half of households have at least one.
9) is it now or has it ever been a potted plant? No.
10) Is it manufactured? Absolutely, defiantly yes.
11) Does it use batteries? No.
12) Is it printed papers of some kind? No.
13) Is it a container? No.
14) Would it be of any interest to a large dog? It might fetch it?
0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.
8) Is it found in a normal household? I would imagine more than half of households have at least one.
9) is it now or has it ever been a potted plant? No.
10) Is it manufactured? Absolutely, defiantly yes.
11) Does it use batteries? No.
12) Is it printed papers of some kind? No.
13) Is it a container? No.
14) Would it be of any interest to a large dog? It might fetch it?
15) Does it have at least one straight edge? Yes, in fact it MUST have at least one straight edge.
0) Animal, vegetable or mineral? Possibly vegetable and/or mineral.
1) Can you put it in a breadbox? You most certainly could, if the breadbox measured up.
2) Is it a battenburgh cake? No.
3) Is it a grand piano? No.
4) Is it useful? Yes, by Heisenberg, yes!
5) Is it a Large Hadron Collider? No.
6) Is it edible? No.
7) Is it Ffordean? Not as far as I'm aware.
8) Is it found in a normal household? I would imagine more than half of households have at least one.
9) is it now or has it ever been a potted plant? No.
10) Is it manufactured? Absolutely, defiantly yes.
11) Does it use batteries? No.
12) Is it printed papers of some kind? No.
13) Is it a container? No.
14) Would it be of any interest to a large dog? It might fetch it?
15) Does it have at least one straight edge? Yes, in fact it MUST have at least one straight edge.
16) Is it a rule/ruler/linegauge? Yes.
0) vegetable, animal and vegetable, sometimes with vegetable.
1) Is it alive sooner or later - No but variously it was.
2) Is it delicious? - Yes
3) Will it fit in a breadbox? - Yes
Has it ever been used in the British Royal household to celebrate the marriage of Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine and Prince Louis of Battenberg?
0) vegetable, animal and vegetable, sometimes with vegetable.
1) Is it alive sooner or later - No but variously it was.
2) Is it delicious? - Yes
3) Will it fit in a breadbox? - Yes
4) Has it ever been used in the British Royal household to celebrate the marriage of Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine and Prince Louis of Battenberg? - Not being privvy to the private lives of the British Royal household, and the tabloids have not yet published any transcripts of either of their telephone conversations it is impossible for me to say, but I would doubt it. I would hope, that both the Princess herself and Ella would have come across examples while staying with their grannie. Louie would certainly have partaken while in the Royal Navy.
0) vegetable, animal and vegetable, sometimes with vegetable.
1) Is it alive sooner or later - No but variously it was.
2) Is it delicious? - Yes
3) Will it fit in a breadbox? - Yes
4) Has it ever been used in the British Royal household to celebrate the marriage of Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine and Prince Louis of Battenberg? - Not being privvy to the private lives of the British Royal household, and the tabloids have not yet published any transcripts of either of their telephone conversations it is impossible for me to say, but I would doubt it. I would hope, that both the Princess herself and Ella would have come across examples while staying with their grannie. Louie would certainly have partaken while in the Royal Navy.
not numbered) Ought the Navy to have marked it with an S for savoury? - No. It should be marked "SS" for "Senior Service" and nothing to do with any other organisation which could lay claim to those initials, nor ancestry of the family.
0) vegetable, animal and vegetable, sometimes with vegetable.
1) Is it alive sooner or later - No but variously it was.
2) Is it delicious? - Yes
3) Will it fit in a breadbox? - Yes
4) Has it ever been used in the British Royal household to celebrate the marriage of Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine and Prince Louis of Battenberg? - Not being privvy to the private lives of the British Royal household, and the tabloids have not yet published any transcripts of either of their telephone conversations it is impossible for me to say, but I would doubt it. I would hope, that both the Princess herself and Ella would have come across examples while staying with their grannie. Louie would certainly have partaken while in the Royal Navy.
not numbered) Ought the Navy to have marked it with an S for savoury? - No. It should be marked "SS" for "Senior Service" and nothing to do with any other organisation which could lay claim to those initials, nor ancestry of the family.
5) Is it Old Shag chewing tobacco - No
0) vegetable, animal and vegetable, sometimes with vegetable.
1) Is it alive sooner or later - No but variously it was.
2) Is it delicious? - Yes
3) Will it fit in a breadbox? - Yes
4) Has it ever been used in the British Royal household to celebrate the marriage of Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine and Prince Louis of Battenberg? - Not being privvy to the private lives of the British Royal household, and the tabloids have not yet published any transcripts of either of their telephone conversations it is impossible for me to say, but I would doubt it. I would hope, that both the Princess herself and Ella would have come across examples while staying with their grannie. Louie would certainly have partaken while in the Royal Navy.
not numbered) Ought the Navy to have marked it with an S for savoury? - No. It should be marked "SS" for "Senior Service" and nothing to do with any other organisation which could lay claim to those initials, nor ancestry of the family.
5) Is it Old Shag chewing tobacco - No
6) Vegie and navy! Does it contain, or is it in any way connected to, rum? - Sadly, No.
(Do not fixate on Navy - the services are not excluded, but not germane)
edited to add note
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2012 08:41AM by SkidMarks.