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Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 13, 2010 09:22AM

00) The example in front of me is ultimately vegetable in origin.
01) Edible? No.
02) Wearable? No.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? Some a little larger, some a little smaller.
04) Is it some sort of rock? No.
05) Is it useful? Yes, definitely yes.
06) Moving parts? Yes.
07) Does one buy it at the supermarket? Not usually, no.
08) Is it electrical? Some are and some aren't. Mine isn't.
09) Does it contain paper? Not normally.
10) Used mainly indoors? Arguably no.
11) Float in water? Depends on the model, I would say.
12) Designed to be portable? Mostly yes.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: September 13, 2010 05:35PM

Does it have square angles?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: September 13, 2010 07:00PM

Well, virtually everything manufactured has a square angle somewhere doesn't it? Are you sure you want the question?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: September 13, 2010 08:54PM

I meant to say predominantly.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2010 08:38AM by delacuesta.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 14, 2010 08:54AM

00) The example in front of me is ultimately vegetable in origin.
01) Edible? No.
02) Wearable? No.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? Some a little larger, some a little smaller.
04) Is it some sort of rock? No.
05) Is it useful? Yes, definitely yes.
06) Moving parts? Yes.
07) Does one buy it at the supermarket? Not usually, no.
08) Is it electrical? Some are and some aren't. Mine isn't.
09) Does it contain paper? Not normally.
10) Used mainly indoors? Arguably no.
11) Float in water? Depends on the model, I would say.
12) Designed to be portable? Mostly yes.
13) Predominantly have square angles? No, actually the opposite.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2010 08:55AM by EgonSpengler.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 14, 2010 02:35PM

Very ill thought out guess fortunately removed before it was spotted.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2010 03:00PM by geg.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.zone6.bethere.co.uk)
Date: September 14, 2010 04:43PM

00) The example in front of me is ultimately vegetable in origin.
01) Edible? No.
02) Wearable? No.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? Some a little larger, some a little smaller.
04) Is it some sort of rock? No.
05) Is it useful? Yes, definitely yes.
06) Moving parts? Yes.
07) Does one buy it at the supermarket? Not usually, no.
08) Is it electrical? Some are and some aren't. Mine isn't.
09) Does it contain paper? Not normally.
10) Used mainly indoors? Arguably no.
11) Float in water? Depends on the model, I would say.
12) Designed to be portable? Mostly yes.
13) Predominantly have square angles? No, actually the opposite.
13a) Is it William Shatner? No, it is definitely not.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: September 14, 2010 10:33PM

Would I expect to find more than one in the average household?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 15, 2010 10:08AM

00) The example in front of me is ultimately vegetable in origin.
01) Edible? No.
02) Wearable? No.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? Some a little larger, some a little smaller.
04) Is it some sort of rock? No.
05) Is it useful? Yes, definitely yes.
06) Moving parts? Yes.
07) Does one buy it at the supermarket? Not usually, no.
08) Is it electrical? Some are and some aren't. Mine isn't.
09) Does it contain paper? Not normally.
10) Used mainly indoors? Arguably no.
11) Float in water? Depends on the model, I would say.
12) Designed to be portable? Mostly yes.
13) Predominantly have square angles? No, actually the opposite.
13a) Is it William Shatner? No, it is definitely not.
14) More than one in the average household? No, you might not even find one in the average household.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 15, 2010 11:47AM

I would just like to make a formal apology for wasting question 13a.

Sorry.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 15, 2010 12:13PM

00) The example in front of me is ultimately vegetable in origin.
01) Edible? No.
02) Wearable? No.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? Some a little larger, some a little smaller.
04) Is it some sort of rock? No.
05) Is it useful? Yes, definitely yes.
06) Moving parts? Yes.
07) Does one buy it at the supermarket? Not usually, no.
08) Is it electrical? Some are and some aren't. Mine isn't.
09) Does it contain paper? Not normally.
10) Used mainly indoors? Arguably no.
11) Float in water? Depends on the model, I would say.
12) Designed to be portable? Mostly yes.
13) Predominantly have square angles? No, actually the opposite.
13a) Is it William Shatner? No, it is definitely not.
14) More than one in the average household? No, you might not even find one in the average household.
15) Is it a tool? Yes.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 15, 2010 01:19PM

No ES, I don't think it can be a tool. I've spent ages trying to think of Geologist tools {"is it used indoors - arguably no", "example in front of me"} made entirely of wood or rubber or rope, that are the size of a breadbox but can be electrical, and I can't think of one.So you might want to re-think that last question before ES sees it and has a chance to answer.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 15, 2010 01:23PM

It's not a tool? Egads, I feel a fool. I'll stop using it with the thing immediately.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.g-star.com)
Date: September 15, 2010 01:36PM

At 75% let us see what we have.

It is now a tool, i.e. a manufactured utility, mostly portable, and used mainly outdoors to the extent that it is hardly a household item. It is not bought at the supermarket, so presumably some kind of speciality. It is not used to contain paper.
It can consist of various materials, but the specific model Egon has in mind is "ultimately vegetable" (which may include plastic or similar).
It has about the size of a breadbox, hardly features right angles, and may be partly hollow (so as to float on water) but not predominantly so.
It has moving parts. It may be electrical but Egon's item is not.

I'm lost...

[edit 1 to clarify that I wrote this post without seeing the 1:19 post by geg and the 1:23 post by ES. edit 2 to remove a typing error]



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/15/2010 03:53PM by delacuesta.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 15, 2010 02:16PM

I want it on record that I'm not doing a third game in a row...

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: September 15, 2010 02:28PM

You could always choose William Shatner - we're bound to get there eventually.

Perhaps you could clear up the whole ultimately vegetable in origin thingy, because if delacuesta is right about plastic, I'm taking my rubber ball back and not playing anymore.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.is.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: September 15, 2010 02:39PM

Mutter mutter. I thought this would be easy.

00) The example in front of me is made of plastic.
01) Edible? No.
02) Wearable? No.
03) Bigger than a breadbox? Some a little larger, some a little smaller.
04) Is it some sort of rock? No.
05) Is it useful? Yes, definitely yes.
06) Moving parts? Yes.
07) Does one buy it at the supermarket? Not usually, no.
08) Is it electrical? Some are and some aren't. Mine isn't.
09) Does it contain paper? Not normally.
10) Used mainly indoors? Arguably no.
11) Float in water? Depends on the model, I would say.
12) Designed to be portable? Mostly yes.
13) Predominantly have square angles? No, actually the opposite.
13a) Is it William Shatner? No, it is definitely not.
14) More than one in the average household? No, you might not even find one in the average household.
15) Is it a tool? Yes.

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.g-star.com)
Date: September 15, 2010 03:57PM

Is it used on the beach?

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: September 15, 2010 04:06PM

Thank you delacuesta for summarizing. Also I wasn't brave enough to admit I'm lost. But since you've admitted it, I will too. I'm seriously lost.

I was *so* sure it was Bill. Dangit.

Let's see. Backpacks normally aren't electrical, and usually hold paper. So not a plastic backpack. It is useful, a tool, has moving parts, apparently used mainly outdoors, might float. Mostly portable and rounded in shape, about the size of a breadbox, and not found in the average household. Can be electrical, but not necessarily, therefore it could be hand-powered, perhaps. This one is plastic.

So. I've restated what delacuesta said and I'm still totally lost. Third time's a charm - anyone else want to have a go?

A big, plastic, roundish, has-moving-parts tool. hmmmmm

Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: September 15, 2010 06:13PM

<in hindsight thinks "is it used on the beach" to be a silly question, being inspired by items that would qualify as toys rather than tools>

<nevertheless hopes that it will provoke a further hint from ES>

Meanwhile let me try to explain to ES why I'm having a hard time to imagine what he has in mind. I live in an urbanized area, were many people don't even have a garden, let alone that we know how country life is.

From your answers I presume we are not talking of a garden tool (that would be a normal household item), so "outdoors" is really "outdoors-outdoors". What tool does one use there? Public transportation companies strongly feel against passengers using tools inside their vehicles. I don't drive a car so I can imagine no tool used therein. I do sometimes use tools when biking, e.g. to repair a flat tyre; I can even imagine tools for walking (a walking stick, a buggy, roller skates). But all of these one would take from home and thus are household items.
So apparently "outside" does not refer to work, school or shopping, but even farther afield.

And that is where I get lost. Someone might argue that it quite normal for farmers or roadworkers to run after a white rabbit accoss the field with some skew breadbox-sized plastic tool with moving parts, but as far as I am concerned that happens on another planet entirely.

<mumble mumble>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/15/2010 06:14PM by delacuesta.

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