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<has found a very cute and wonderful 19 year old if it helps...>
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
<shows Skids that clarinets are shaped especially for ear balancing (ta-da), pipes are more for intimidating other people, killing midges and balanding on noses>
<gives xmorph a cup of hot chocolate and a bottle of bicarbonate of soda, drink the hot chocolate and have a bath with the bicarb - tis very good for post fall relaxation!>
<suggests that bug spray works better on midges than pipes>
<wonders whether to hurt Muse's feelings by pointing out that the wonderful and cute comment was not directed at her but at ZB>
<decides that, on further reflection, if he can see whether Muse is cute (:P) e might amend that comment to include a 21 year old>
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
<defends point of view by saying that it is true that he has not seen Muse and is therefore not in a place to judge>
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland